inching closer

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Personally I don’t see that going well??? Do you?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i depends what you want, if you want them to get over you then it'll work well.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE What if I just like my arrangements now?? There is one woman you can message. Give her the honesty.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i yessss, tell me everything!

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Ok her name is Catalina. She is hot, I’ll give her that. But definitely delusional. She’s convinced she’s going to meet my parents. She ran into my sister, introduced herself as my girlfriend, even though I’ve told her I am not her boyfriend. I’m trying to look past the crazy because like I said - she’s hot.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i have you told her you're fucking other women?

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Yes. Many times.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i what does she say to that?

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE She laughs and hits my arm.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i okay, leave it with me.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE What are you going to say? You really keep me on my toes and surprise me always haha.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i'm going to say we were engaged but you left me for a man. can we pose for some very couple-y photos this evening to help sell it? i'll photoshop them into looking like we're on vacations together and your family are there.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE ..is there another option?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i why? do you hate gay people?

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE No. I love gay people. But I also like to get laid. This girl will run to someone and tell that story. I’m thinking of future me!!