. jane ridley

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE Well that's true. No way, I would have thought you'd be all over that.

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE I'm actually very sensitive. My therapist told me so. So we're starting with The Ring, obviously.

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE That's not very 😐 of you, Janie. OK, so 3?

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE I'm impressed. Do you ever spend any time at your own apartment? Why don't we watch movies there?

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE You, probably, at least for the couch. Interior designers love to pick things that look good but suck to sit on. How come?

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE I've licked your asshole Jane, the mystery is gone. Would love to do it again though, 10/10. Be honest, is it a shithole?

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE You're the strangest woman I've ever met. Want me to buy you one? I'll do it for an emoji upgrade.

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE Do I strike you as a debt collector?

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE That does sound fun. Want to move in? You can have your own wing.

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE You're right, I do How's the Hamptons?

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE You're only young. God yeah, I forget that you've got like... a job.

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE It's not like that, Jane. Some years I make billions.

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE Everyone always does. Damien Hirst's shark. $10m. How about you?

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE That was replaced in 2006, how old do you think I am? Will transfer you $100k if you're nice to me on our movie night.

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😐 1 NEW MESSAGE Chump change. But yes.