. nate peterson

[nate peterson]

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NATE PETERSON'S PHONE 84 UNREAD MESSAGES 20 MISSED CALLS 892 UNREAD E-MAILS

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Hi hi, sounds good She's been stress drinking Power Green juices from Whole Foods if you want to give her a treat.

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE LOL what could you possibly have done now?

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Bringing immaculate conception back? That's sexy, Natey. You gotta get out of London, The Sun sucks.

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Even worse, US Press usually has an ounce more decorum. Ignore the noise though, it's never worth it. Must be a dry day if they're targeting you, no offense.

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Don't beat yourself up, honestly. You're just trying to live your life, sorry people just need 15 seconds of fame. Request a paternity test, it'll disappear. She's going to hand you your invite in person, so you'll see.

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE I know. It's dumb, just go back to reading your little NY Times sports newsletter, way more informative. Probably. Would be cruel of her to leave you to fend for yourself with me and the fam. Would love to meet the new prophecy.

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE That's the spirit, get a Crosswords book. Non, I'll mostly be making sure Sadie or my mom don't combust.

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE You can, I wouldn't be offended! Worse, if possible. She tried to e-mail the wedding planner some stuff without consulting Sadie, who obviously then went and told her. Been a bit mad! But Sadie's been better about it recently. I'm sure you'll hear all about it.

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Bring a teammate, Sades has cute single friends. Easier said than done - she is who she is, we just do our best!

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE A few I'm sure would be very willing to move. Or bring a national team guy, they're stateside! The calm in the storm, as always. None of us inherited his chill demeanor, it's so cruel. But nice to have when you just want to work out the logistics. I drew her invites, btw. So you better think they're cute.

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE That’s the spirit! I’d get too antsy and then up your google alerts to “as they happen”. Or take up real estate. Both not my best options so here we are!

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE I mean, yes. Always. But understand Sades can be priority!

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Tonight it is. Want to have dinner, or want to have sex?

[cora wolfe]

WOLFIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Don't hurt yourself. Just come over later, we can order in if you get hangry.