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[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Oh yeah you don't have a name in my phone currently. Just whatever emoji I'm feeling. Right now it's 😐 Which technically is an upgrade.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Ah look, something he's so familiar with! Do you like scary movies?

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE You did say you're basically dead. Candidly they terrify me.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Inside and outside? Fun! I know, right? It seems so on brand for me but if we watch The Ring I'd have to sleep in your bed for 7 days to make sure I didn't get murdered.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Yeah, you usually kind of are when you're in my mouth. I don't think we'd last for 7 days. I don't even think we'd last for 4.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE I know, I gave myself 👏🏻 for it. 2.5, 3 if we can use the sauna.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Which one of us do you think has the comfier couch and bigger television? I'm thinking of moving soon, anyway.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Yeah well. If you come to my place I feel like any mystery's gone. Just outgrown it, honestly. At a different point in my life right now, think a new place is a nice way to signify that.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE You know, I'm perfectly fine with you knowing what that tastes like but not knowing what I keep in my freezer. No, it's just a boring average apartment. It gives 'just graduated' and I hate that.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Perfect, right where I want ya. And be indebted to you forever? No thank you!!

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE You know, you kind of do. You'd show up at the most inopportune time and stand there stoically repossessing everything. And then you'd weirdly ask me out. I prefer your sketchy fake mansion.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE No keys for you. And no servants quarters. Let me come watch this freaky movie in peace, don't you want to watch me squirm?

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE I'll be depressed to leave, been the summer of my life. Have a great tan, got regularly laid, saved a life, went to some great parties. Stepping into Delilah is going to trigger a wild form of incurable depression.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE Ugh, I'd rather have yours right about now. Click send on blank e-mails, make assistants go get me green juices I sip twice. Make millions annually off my diversified portfolio and probably insider trading.

[jane ridley]

JANIE 1 NEW MESSAGE How dare I underestimate you. What's the craziest thing you've blown money on? Can't say hookers.