. stassi siminski

[pat bohannon]

PAT BODEGA 1 NEW MESSAGE No, you should be you, that's the you I like. Her podcast's pretty unfiltered, I think she'd appreciate your city commentary.

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE Me - you'll see. Tall, plans a lot, mind's always going, but he's from Montana so probably even more polite. Took over the family restaurant for years before he moved to LA. Him and Sylvia've been together for a while, she was in a band and now does a podcast with her friend. Why are you nervous?

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE In our blood, baby. If we stop moving we shut down. And it doesn’t have to be a thing - you know a lot of my family anyway. What is it now, Ball & Chain?

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE I’ll pay you $100 if you can get that man to say the word slut. Just think about it, ok? You don’t have to but I think you’ll like them too. They can answer all your pressing LA questions. Cute. Still Stas to me. Have you ever gone by your full name?

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE I will legitimately bring cash. And good, it’ll be fun. Want to pick where we go so you know the spot? Not really, no. My mom when she was mad at me when I was younger, sure, but usually that was the full Patrick James.

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE We can, but happy to do something else too. Either way I’m sure they’ll come by. What’s your middle name? And do you want me to have?

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE She is more, he’ll come along but is more of an early riser type, basically grew up on a farm. Cute. Fine, I told her on our last Sunday call.

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE Sounds good to me. If there’s anywhere on your list or you’d prefer let me know, I can do the rest. You can ask Maya to join, even. What’d she say?

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE He’s leaning hard into city living lately, I think he’ll be open. Let me know and I’ll sort the rez. ”This is the one Charlie always talks about, right?”

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE You got it, can’t wait. They’re good people, promise. Wouldn’t put the effort in otherwise. My mother or my snitch of a little sister?

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE It’s called What Comes Next? Think they’re exclusive to Spotify. You might have been right, I think she’s fighting for the spot to be your favorite Bohannon. And you would, Laurie’s the best.

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE Don’t tell me his accent is better than mine, please. How do I score some extra credit? You don’t like your dad though, right?

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE He can’t grow a mustache. You know who I want to meet actually? Eve.

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE She's the last Siminski sibling, I've obviously gotta woo her. Will even the playing field when you crush on my cousin.

[pat bohannon]

PATRICK 1 NEW MESSAGE Have I ever asked what kind of your store your parents' is? Let's keep it that way. What are you up to?