. stassi siminski

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE oh i will, i'm going to drag those cards away from his sculpted chest one by one. yess though sending you links immediately, i have one that legitimately changed my life and you'll get a kick out of the reviews. this is also sad for me to hear bc i was convinced you'd be hooking up with Pat on top of his bar or something.

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE noooo stoppp the bliss looked so good on you both, that breaks my heart. but dw, this vibrator will be there for you.

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE club drug, love drug. i'd give you a hug if my coast wasn't in the way 💔 mmmm keeping in touch with who, specifically?

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE i'll save up an irl one next time i see ya 💕 one i have an NDA but nothing to report regardless. the otherrrr

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE lol yeah, that family doesn't mess around. the other i've said i'll be a good girl and keep a secret (i'm checking into a specific hotel in 3 days) 😇

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE the mystery's a little fun too, no? i'm a guest, never the star, but people are curious enough to find me. such a good fucking lay, ugh. whatever magic you worked in vegas i owe you. in fact, i'll send you this vibrator as a present, happy vday!

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE yes and no - we once all had to sign them before a kennedy kid walked in to our spot and he wasn't even a famous or fun one. they do fucked up things for sport, don't want to be bothered about it laterr. nah but you know in those romance novels where it's like 'their eyes darkened'? happened irl when you came out of that closet. just sharing the love, pass it on or keep it for yourself xX

[freddie beaumont]

NEPO BABY 1 NEW MESSAGE Hey?

[freddie beaumont]

NEPO BABY 1 NEW MESSAGE I haven't seen you in a while?

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE NYT bestseller list, easily. My follow-up we can co-author; you do chapters for the box, i'll do delilah. baby mama drama must have been weighing on him. ugh, sometimes i wish i was back there. sans thompson, what a bore.

[freddie beaumont]

NEPO BABY 1 NEW MESSAGE Yeah. I've been concerned I haven't gotten a "you up?"

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE oh shush, i've seen you tell a story my dear, you know a good hook when you see it. you mean punching bag? JUST FINE.

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE you’d make a killing doing the audio book. it’s a shocking experience, to be fair. I feel like him and Maya were good sports about it, but if you guys fell out then he’s getting knocked down a few pegs. don’t fuck if you can’t take it at face value.

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE she was like this little angel you wanted to protect, cherub features and all. aww baby girl, did the molly accidentally never wear off?

[freddie beaumont]

NEPO BABY 1 NEW MESSAGE I'm messaging now, does that count?