. stassi siminski

[pat bohannon]

PAT BODEGA 1 NEW MESSAGE Ok. Charlie's in town. If you would like to take her out for a night, can you promise not to let her die?

[freddie beaumont]

NB 1 NEW MESSAGE Much appreciated it. Baby mama already wants to kill me.

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE fucking freddie beaumont comes with perks, mon cherie. you could stay in my suite! x they'll make a gay man blush.

[freddie beaumont]

NB 1 NEW MESSAGE Do you really think I'd be fucking Jane if we were a thing? I'd be murdered in Cabo. We all know who would hire the hit man.

[freddie beaumont]

NB 1 NEW MESSAGE I probably would. You're right. But nah, just focusing on co-parenting. Weird as fuck to say.

[pat bohannon]

PAT BODEGA 1 NEW MESSAGE Absolutely not. No creepy men, no drinks off random tables, no drugs from strangers, no running in the street. If you call, I will be there, and don't be afraid to call. We have a full buyout that night so I have to be at Bodega and she's been annoying as fuck wanting to meet you so. She is yours. Please take that seriously.

[jane ridley]

JANE RIDLEY 1 NEW MESSAGE a little champagne toast will be in order, can't wait. chat and see you soon xX hope mr. peter pan's dick chose to grow up even if he didn't xX

[freddie beaumont]

NB 1 NEW MESSAGE I'm still me though. Just go by daddy in another way.

[freddie beaumont]

NB 1 NEW MESSAGE I feel awkward. But I'm trying.

[pat bohannon]

PAT BODEGA 1 NEW MESSAGE Don't push it, I'm already on edge and she's been here 12 hours. I'll give her my keys and party wraps at 3. Come by if you're still out, but take her home if she's tired, ok? She'll say she's not but then fall asleep 10 seconds after that.

[freddie beaumont]

NB 1 NEW MESSAGE Does she? I hope I'm not fucking up.

[pat bohannon]

PAT BODEGA 1 NEW MESSAGE That works- but no burning candles, ok? I don't need you apartment setting fire while you wait for oven pizza. That you live in the same building as our spot, that you're a way better night out than I am, and yeah, she knows. I mentioned to her once we hadn't talked in a bit and she didn't give up the whole phone call. You two have the same nosy habits.

[benicio otero]

BENI O 1 NEW MESSAGE Hope I can still do it in person. And he's still thinking about you, you know.

[freddie beaumont]

NB 1 NEW MESSAGE You? Want out of the city? I'm down.

[pat bohannon]

PAT BODEGA 1 NEW MESSAGE Use your lava lamp. Or get LED ones, ever thought of that? Thanks, Stas. I'll owe you when she comes back safe and sound. Benny said he'll send whatever you want up to your place for dinner that night so just run the menu and make it a lot for him too. Really? Feel like turning people away on Thursday, then?