. aisha van buren

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE consider it my apology stalk. I’m boring! Copy and paste my recent updates, maybe I need a festival hookup to kick myself back into gear.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE i'd rather chop his dick off, tbh. no good without it! do you want to style my outfits?

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Charlotte’s ex? Did that man take a baseball bat to the head? Wants to have his cake and eat it too, idiot. Great will have someone drop the rolling racks in a few hours. Deciding between western, hippie, or just full hoe.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE I know Tate’s bringing his GF so the +1 will likely be around. Will report on all. I was hoping you’d say that, been dying to bust out the vintage Pucci. Scarf tops? Bringing them back singlehandedly.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Jane? She’s no you and I think everyone is very aware. It’ll be my fake tits, let’s be honest. So grateful.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Oh. She’s fun, yeah. Always bubbly, loves a party, never a downer. I can refer you in a heartbeat!

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Feel like he’s happy, too. Who can hate a rich blonde? Who gives a fuck what other people say? Get them done after the baby, like a reward.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Get everything tightened up if you go natural delivery, fresh and new. Hottest MILF on the block by miles. When do you find out what you’re having?

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Freddie's been fine. Like borderline boring kind of fine. Nothing bad to report.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Nothing bad as in, nothing at all. Hands to himself, party time vibes. chased a tequila shot with Diet Coke, his only strike.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Scout's honor.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Even then he's set to self destruct every 32 hours and has yet to do that! Will let you know if anything changes but dw you're missing nothing out here kind of a mid festival xX

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE If anything changes, my report will update Honestly? The only thing mildly dramatic has been running into Rosie. Tate went after her for a sec, they talked, nothing to really report there either. Gummies were amazing though, tasted like a Sour Patch Watermelon and I was fully stoned at Post Malone. Fit the vibe.

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE It's truly been so boring, Aish. Should we head out to the beach houses next weekend?

[cora wolfe]

CORA 1 NEW MESSAGE Thank fuck, a change of scenery!! Athena's only in town for the season for Sades' wedding. Pickleball court?