. pat bohannon

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Typecasted as a cowboy, per usual. Sounds like the job for a Google doc. Cali was great, saw The Beach Boys perform and got sunburned within an inch of my life. WA was nice too, and the PNW obsession with Bigfoot is strangely endearing.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE i knowww but what if he doesn't like me and he tells your parents i'm a lazy weirdo slut you need to break up with??  patrick, of course.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE I haven't watched, Syl likes bad tv. Absolutely. Ireland too, we're obligated. If the girls get on well we should take a trip together eventually.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE challenge accepted. no i definitely want to meet them. i went by it at school, i thought it made me sound cool and russian. it didn't. does anyone else call you patrick?

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Reality shows and exposés. And the baking, she loves the baking. That would be a dream. I've got so much traveling to catch up on.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE you don't wanna just do it at bodega? awww, little PJ! speaking of your mom, have you told her about us?

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE i'll think about it. are they party people? iris, my name is basically all i and s. don't answer a question with a question that's so annoying.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Sorry, too soon. BD is good, makes me want to boat. We should. You'll clear, easily! I'd be curious to take a peek at your books while I'm there.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Sign me up for several. It's not often I get to know the ins and outs of a New York City business. Even just saying that, I hope you're proud.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE hmmm. maybe a nice dinner then? fun but not too crazy. awww. maya told our mom too.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE think clover hill would be too fussy for the farm boy? i'll see if she's around. "let's see how long this one lasts." yours?

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE let's do it, leave maya off for now. oh stop, i LOVE her!

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE i'm excited, i'll listen to the podcast in the meantime. your sister, duh, but i'm sure i'd love your mom too.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE The school of life taught us well. Sometimes I know how to operate better as a business than as an individual.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE omggg there's an episode with him as a guest, listening now. she's currently winning. you'd like my dad i think.. he'd definitely like you.