violent delights

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i'm in the mood for a big night tonight, monday be damned. wanna join?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Well well well, look who's resurfacing. I'm downstairs until 9, can join you after?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i won't be ready until ten, so that's perfect. dive bar or club?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Easy enough - just come down when you’re ready, I’ll stick around. Dive? Need a break from flashing lights for a while, Halloween hurt.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i why don't you come up? i don't want you waiting in the cold. suits me. willing to go to brooklyn?

[pat bohannon]

P A T All good, can just do an hour in the front on the line. I’ll bring you a cocktail for the road though if you’re in the mood. As long as I’m not also being dragged to a certain DJ set, then yes.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i stop being such a workaholic. but yes, i am. no, just my sister and her friends. they'll be so star struck by bodega boy in the flesh!

[pat bohannon]

P A T Blood, sweat and tears, baby. Cosmo? You’ve never brought them by? Shame, Stas. Out of my element too, hope I live up to their social expectations.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you know me so well. i've brought her by, but i don't know her friends that well. they aren't as fun as mine. don't worry, she loves you already.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Think you started a trend or something, every night more and more people have started ordering them. So less trouble, you mean. Is she a blonde? I think I remember her.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i how recently? whenever sex and the city is on interest goes up. hmm, i guess i do mean that.

[pat bohannon]

P A T A couple weeks ago. Think we can bring back the pornstar martini next? Yeah, I do remember her then. Anything I should know about her friends?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i if you can bring back the tom selleck 'stache you can do anything baby. no comment on her looks? unusual. hmm, no i don't think so. like i said, i don't know them too well, they might be boring. in which case we'll leave. shall we have a safe word?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Pornstars on Christmas it is. I mean, she’s hot but I like staying on your good side. Safe drink? Order a Guinness and we’re outta there?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i she's single! you're single, why not? unless something has changed in the last week? a baby guinness. i'd never do something so basic.