violent delights

[pat bohannon]

P A T Nah, nothing to report. Is she as cool as you? I feel like she was quieter. Tequila shots, then?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i much more chill than me, you’d be well suited. no no, we can use baby guinness as the safe word! i love this idea. don’t be afraid to be the one to do it, i won’t be offended.

[pat bohannon]

P A T What, don’t think I could do high-maintenance? I’ll call it as I see it but I’m sure they’re fine. Why the Monday bender?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i hmmm... no. what if she wanted to do something on a sunday? making up for lost time.

[pat bohannon]

P A T She’s got friends. Feel better?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i one day off a week is not high maintenance compatible, i'm afraid. yes. and need to distract myself, jasper and i had plans tonight.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Guess I’m not getting a dog any time soon then, either. Ah, yeah fuck that. Need dinner before we go?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i could look after a dog one day a week! probably should.

[pat bohannon]

P A T We keep weird hours, she’d think she was a child of divorce immediately. Thai or Benny’s spicy rigatoni? I’ll cut early and bring it up later.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i cats are more nocturnal, and lower maintenance. always benny's. send him my regards.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Allergic, unfortunately. Always - Edie asked about you a couple days ago, you’re kinda becoming a fixture around here. Don’t tell your job.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i they also shed so no great loss. oooh i feel famous! prepare for your tripadvisor and google review ratings to take a hit, i'm not popular with tourists.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I think they’d be a fire hazard in your apartment anyway, knocking over candles for fun. We’re on TripAdvisor? Who knew. Feel like if a place doesn’t have a few poor reviews anyway it isn’t legit. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking if our ratings start to slip.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i almost got a black one but it felt cliche. unfortunately everyone is, how else would brylee from ohio know where to go in the big apple? don't you ever read reviews?

[pat bohannon]

P A T There’s always the hairless ones, but they freak me out. Remind me of Gollum. More the write-ups than anything - Benny’s bigger on the Google reviews, or the Infatuation rating. At this point I know it’s good, Brylee can’t tell me otherwise.