violent delights

[pat bohannon]

P A T You should see the things you've done to my DM's. Damn, someone already copped Bodega Boy on TikTok, my social career's over before it began.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you're welcome xoxo we can dm them and make them an offer. make an investment in your tiktok future.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I'll show you tonight, some real creativity has emerged. He goes around and rates bodega burritos though, I kind of think it's important knowledge for society. I should invite him instead, what a nice little collab.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i ever tempted to take them up on their offers? invite him and i'll bully him into a new username. bodegaburritoboy is free!

[pat bohannon]

P A T Sometimes, but I dunno. I'm more of a people person, tell them to come by next time. Good cop, bad cop, I like it.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i so you've never ever met up with one? i won't judge you, i've met guys off tiktok.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Fine, a few. Nothing came of them though - any tiktok guys ever featured in your stuff?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i have you slept with any of them? no, i sometimes think the ones who reach out just want to be featured, so i don't give them the satisfaction.

[pat bohannon]

P A T One, and once. Never heard from her again and I was alright with it. What's your like...criteria?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i that is so crazy. criteria for being featured? idk, they have to be interesting, in a way i think my audience would care about. like... accountant? who cares. finance with a ferrari? people will care.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Why? DM's are their own dating app these days. Anyone you were dating first, then became content later?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i the dms feel a lot more... rogue. mine anyway. someone offered me $5k to have sex with them the other day. ooh interesting question, only one. i was dating my main ex when i started making tiktoks, obviously not dating ones, he wasn't in them. then we broke up and now he's in them sometimes, much to his chagrin.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Easy block. I will say technology makes people more bold. I can't see someone walking up to you and just saying that - you'd probably punch them. Is it like a requirement? They have to be willing to be in your videos?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i right?? though $5k sounds pretty good right now, ngl. no, i'm just punishing him.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Always sounds good, but who knows what the hell that guy wanted. Slippery slope. Great. Add Jasper to that list.