violent delights

[pat bohannon]

P A T What's the condition if she asks me out first?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i OMG has she? maybe she's not the little mouse i took her for, good for her. and for you!

[pat bohannon]

P A T Kinda vague, sending you the screenshot. Can you just cancel on Jasper anyway?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i hmm... let's see what she says. yes. i'm scheduling an everything shower instead.

[pat bohannon]

P A T What's that? Like, at a spa?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i actually, there are some things men don't need to know. keep me posted on what little red riding hood says.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Too late, googled it. 4 hours??

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i mine is 2.5 hours, more if i'm drinking. it's a pleasure, give it a try! i can lend you my hair masks.

[pat bohannon]

P A T If I took a 2.5 hour shower I think I'd need to go to sleep immediately after. I don't know how to waste that much time? She is asking, btw.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i say shower but it's actually a shower, hair masks applied, then a bath, and that's when i'll really sit there for hours. it's easy. awwww, look at you guys go. when's the wedding?

[pat bohannon]

P A T My brain's too busy for that, I'd have to write down a reminder within 2 minutes and just get out. Thursday. Wanna officiate?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you would be so shocked if you knew how much of my time i spend laying around. sure, if i can wear black. where are you gonna take her?

[pat bohannon]

P A T I mean I usually do see you at night. Maybe you're a vampire, not a witch. People have been wrong this whole time. No dresscode, but shoes required. Jean's, I think. On Lafayette. I know the guy who just opened it, it's good.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i vampires are far sexier but i do actually do spells, so. ooh nice choice, she'll be impressed. what are you going to wear?

[pat bohannon]

P A T You can be both, then. I'll pencil it in a historical journal somewhere. ...clothes? What do I wear.