brookylnbaby is actually too much

[stassi siminski]

brookylnbaby is actually too much
submitted at 12:09 AM by oatmilkwhore

Sorry but do any of you follow Brooklyn Baby aka Stassi and her dating diaries? I used to love them but I feel like she's just doing things for content now, going on multiple dates a week, etc. etc. I mean she just posted her break up with the DJ... girl you can't break up with someone who was never your man in the first place

[stassi siminski]

[-] nandry

Omgggg I've been hoping she comes up here! I work in influencer marketing in NY and my girlfriends and I move in similar circles, we've been figuring out who the main guys are. Here are our working guesses...

DJ = Jasper Cowan, NYC DJ better known as DJ Notdeadnyet. This one is 100% confirmed.



The most obvious one. If you literally google 'NYC DJ' he's in the top results and his tattoos (as much as she pretends she's tried to obscure them in her videos) give him away. Her most recent video totally gives him away to even people who hadn't guessed already. Have to wonder if he's pissed that she's made it so obvious? But then he's very well known for being a fuck boy round these parts so maybe he doesn't care or even likes it.

Bodega Boy = Patrick Bohannon. Also 100% confirmed as he isn't anon.



Easy one as he owns Bodega, which she talks about all the time. I can't tell you how sexy this man is in person lol. She's also right about that place! Is it just me or does he seem annoyed by her antics?? 


Nepo Baby = this is harder... we're torn between it either being Tate McCarthy or Freddie Beaumont...

 

They are best friends and go to Bodega, she also follows both of them and they follow her back. Both work in family businesses. We're so torn on this one bc she's only posted their hands, Freddie has some tattoos and they've never been spotted in her content but then Tate had a gf until not that long ago and rumor is he's dating Freddie's sister now. Lol these people are so incestuous I swear! I'm leaning towards Tate but it could be either, or neither!


The Ex = nooo idea on this one. Does anyone know her IRL? They broke up before she started blowing up with her dating stories so she'd already scrubbed her Insta of him

What do you guys think?

tinyambulance   Girl the FBI need to hire you!

nandry   LOL I swear if you live here and go out where she goes it's obvious!

username28344   You have too much spare time on your hands...

joyarsenal   I once screenshotted a pic of her in a Beaumont Hotel robe to send to a friend asking how she could afford to be there, we thought she was escorting but now I think NB = Freddie Beaumont!! Makes so much sense! 

nandry   OMGGG you cracked the code! Pls dm me that screenshot so I can show my friends lol

alarming_sound8   Who???

psychologicalBee56   Seconding how fine Pat Bohannon is, drool. Wish he posted more on Instagram!

xxwolfsheep   I went to school with Stassi and we're Insta mutuals though we don't talk, I still see her close friends content... this is good sleuthing! I wish I could tell you who the ex is, idk, but she's not lying when she says he's a Wall St type. Apparently he ended it because she's kinda unstable, which wouldn't surprise me. Idk why she goes for that kind of guy, she doesn't come across like the kind of girl they'd be into.

nandry   tell us more!! How is she unstable? What was she like at school? What does she post? How does she have that apartment? Sorry so many questions lol

xxwolfsheep   No problem! We weren't close or anything but she's like how she is online really. Would give tarot and palm readings for cigarettes lmao. She missed a chunk of school senior year when apparently she had some kind of nervous breakdown... The apartment is her aunt's iirc, her family are normal, it's just a rent stabilized place so she got lucky. Idk where her aunt is or if she pays her rent or anything. She mostly posts sad songs and uglier selfies to close friends lol, sometimes memes

nandry   love this thank you for sharing! I feel kinda bad for her now. She does seem pretty unhappy in herself.