. benicio otero

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE what happened?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE wait, wait, rewind. she was there coincidentally, or did you know she'd be there?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE what was the argument about?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE weird that she sought you out to do that. luckily for you i love playing matchmaker. send your desired requirements and i can send options, it's my life's calling.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE sounds like she gets off on the attention. easy!!  OPTION 1 daniella fernandez PROS: part puerto rican! tall. not rosie. CONS: she's pretty high maintenance.  OPTION 2 stacey fitzgerald PROS: she's normal height, and also not rosie. CONS: LA based but in NY pretty often. maybe not a con?  OPTION 3 kim richardson PROS: a little short but ALWAYS in 6 inch heels. not rosie. CONS: liiiittle bit older. again, maybe not a con?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE omg so demanding. fine, 2 more, that's all you get. OPTION 4 jess broniewski PROS: dark hair and blue eyes, seems to be a theme. but still not rosie. CONS: actually one of my bffs so if you hurt her i'll gut you like a fish. OPTION 5 katie taylor PROS: model, gorgeous, so fun, not rosie. CONS: a real party girl.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE are you sure? bc i think she'd be down.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE you think i'd set one of my lovely friends up with a man so hopelessly obsessed with another girl for anything more than sex? beni. lunch tomorrow. how about 3:30, blue ribbon brasserie?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE i'll believe it when i see it. perfect, looking forward to it handsome. 🖤

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE for that to work you have to be 1000%, crystal clear in your desires. what do you want to happen?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE benicio. tis better to have loved and lost.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE i hadn't even spoken to him for weeks, you never know what can happen.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE fair. if you want any sleeping pills i have some good ones, i know how long the nights can be.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, i'm working on it!

[stassi siminski]

STASSI 1 NEW MESSAGE not the worst idea.