strictly business

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i are you bankrupt yet?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Just watched Freddie and Thompson throw down $50K each on shit Blackjack hands. I'm kinda cleaning up. Sadly no $1 bills being played over here to offer you and the girls for the show.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i shut the front doorrrr. dinner’s on you. don’t worry, we came prepared!

[pat bohannon]

P A T How about the 6am munchies, I think the caviar towers have still been out of my price range. Who's the most excited?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i only if we can get popeyes. livvy, but I think she’s just excitable in general. so cute. maya’s also been on stage!

[pat bohannon]

P A T Now you're talking. The other night I think I could have eaten 5 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches. Oh? Did she enjoy it? Are you just being the enabler over there?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i rich people love small portions. she loved it. i’m getting everyone drunk, including me.

[pat bohannon]

P A T And yet Liv stole half of my large fry. You mean you lot actually got sober again? I think I missed that boat somewhere between Omnia and the pool party.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i god, she's fun, right? like a lot of fun. we went for IV drips after breakfast, you shoulda been there.

[pat bohannon]

P A T You're all fun - but I don't think I've encountered a more energetic person in the morning before, no. How do you know her? Ah, think that's when we went to find cigars. Or played the slots, it's all kind of blurring now but I'm not complaining. Should I call or raise? Go with your gut.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i've only just met her on this trip! but i've followed her forever, she's just like how she seems online. which is unusual, trust me on that. i was going to say i'm assuming you all have cigars. you should call, and if i'm right you owe me.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Oh yeah, sometimes I forget you get to experience the fucked up side of the terminally online. Do you ever block or delete comments, or is it not worth it? Ain't Vegas without them, baby. You were right, as always. What do you want?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i used to clap back and that's the worst thing you can do, so now i just ignore. even deleting gives them a sense of satisfaction. doesn't bother me too much tbh.  yes! ok, you have to betray them for me. tell me the locker room chat, who's got their eye on who?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Still all pretty fucked, though I guess I try not to read your comments anymore too. ...can we double or nothing?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you should read them, they love you! a real crowd favorite. hahaha, chicken. okay. i'll settle for a selfie together for our adoring public.