strictly business

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i promise he's gone for 2024. how's red? anyone but thompson or my sister, so shouldn't be a challenge 🖤 want me to teach you my technique anyway? it's all in the flick of the wrist.

[pat bohannon]

P A T She’s good, was happy she made it out to the holiday party and had a good time. I don’t even think we talked about that after, by the way. Did you and Maya have fun? Thompson just not your type? I like to be surprised, whatever happens, happens kind of thing. Especially with a little molly involved.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i of course, not sure i've ever had a bad time at bodega. apart from that one time with jasper but you live and learn! i'm glad she came. he's a walking sti factory. god didn't even think of that, this is going to be SO fun. we should do a round of seven minutes in heaven too, really spice things up.

[pat bohannon]

P A T And then you ban from the premises and carry on! Me too - I'm glad she made it here too and is having fun with it all. Duly noted. Truth or Dare?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i it does make me feel v powerful, ngl. are you suggesting the game or asking? bc it's always yes, and it's always dare, truth is for babies.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Suggesting and now asking. Dare you to get up on stage, then.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you have to be invited! promise i will if i am. truth or dare?

[pat bohannon]

P A T If you got off your phone for 5 seconds it wouldn't take long. But I'm not complaining. Dare.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i if you want me gone just say so, bodega boy! ooh so he’s not a chicken… i dare you to go all in. no matter your hand.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Just want to make sure you're having fun, Brooklyn Baby. Well. Maybe I can swing dinner after all.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i oh, you saying that makes me feel funny. fortune favors the brave! now quit.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Oh? Ending on a high, damn. I don't think I've held this much in chips in my life. I'll flip you one when we get back, agent fee.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i in a good way. i manifested it for you, you're welcome. 💫🌟

[pat bohannon]

P A T Good to know. Never a bad thing having a witch on my side. What other mischievous things are you thinking up?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i tom brady found that out the hard way. hmm, you mean besides getting maya back on stage? top priority is getting freddie to lighten up, he's not being himself. also trying to think of ways to throw livvy and lulu together, but i suspect after 7 minutes in heaven they'll figure that out for themselves.