strictly business

[pat bohannon]

P A T Football reference? Hot, Stas. I think the molly will do what it needs to do - not worried for Luiz at all, he's smooth. For all we know they've already had sex and we're none the wiser.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i a gisele reference, she's one iconic bruja. but i'll take the kudos. omg that is so true. do you think anyone has managed to slip off?? i know freddie hasn't because i've been keeping tabs, and tommy's so loud... would have to be them.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I hate him anyway, so Team Gisele. ...wait. Are you sure about Freddie? Him and Maya both left on the early end last night.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i love that for you! hmmmmmm. no. maya would have told me today, and he's so far from her type it's comical.

[pat bohannon]

P A T And he's not your type either? Hmm.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i we've dated, did i not mention that?

[pat bohannon]

P A T No, you haven't. Though I think I can guess who he is knowing that.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i dated is a very strong word, we've been on dates and he's allowed me to create content haha. anyway, tell me your type.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Nepo Baby suits him - but after this weekend can't say he's a bad guy. I don't really have one? I think everyone I've dated before's been a little different. If I like someone I like someone, always kinda been that way. Decent judge of character I think...aside from my sailing ex, that was a blip. What's yours? Honestly.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i he's a nice boy. most nepo babies throw their toys out their pram if you call them that, try it with tommy and see what happens. ohhhh everyone says that, but i bet if you lined up every girl you've ever hooked up with they'd have more than a nice personality in common. mine? almost universally tall, dark and handsome, jasper's the only blonde and even then he's not really. brooding types who take themselves seriously and have a paperback shoved in a pocket (did you see that picture of jacob elordi? 🥵). leather jacket wearing, cigarette smoking, red wine drinking, emotionally unavailable assholes. you know the type.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I'd rather not, he seems like he throws a mean fit. Luiz ordered him a Dark and Stormy as a joke, don't tell him. Sense of adventure too, I guess. Doesn't mind keeping up with my schedule, though the Sundays have been a point of contention before. Yeah, I do. Though you also don't strike me as the 'I can change them' type all the books seem to say are that match.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i my lips are sealed! tell me what they look like pat, be honest with yourself. omgggg you have not kept the sunday rule with girls you're serious with?! no, i think they can fix me but then it turns out they think i can fix them, and actually we just sleepwalk our way into a toxic relationship.

[pat bohannon]

P A T All across the board, really, I guess mostly brunette, but blondes too, even a redhead before. Tall, short, curvy, skinny - I see so many faces out, it takes something else to catch my eye. What do you want a guy to fix about you?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i'm going to have to see photographic proof, no one's taste is that broad! my crippling ennui, mostly. no such luck.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Making an album as we speak. What would excite you then, do you think? I did have to google that, to be honest.