. body chemistry

[thompson weathers]

T O M She won't care about the punch, but I kind of didn't mention that you'd be in Vegas. Have you got her blocked on socials?

[jane ridley]

J A N E lol no. not like i posted you on socials anyway.

[thompson weathers]

T O M She might not be the sharpest tool in the box but she's pretty capable of seeing you post pictures in Vegas over the weekend her husband was in Vegas, a weekend that was immediately followed by a text from you alluding to an injury that occurred in Vegas, and putting all that together to come to the conclusion that we were both in Vegas together.

[jane ridley]

J A N E whoops!

[thompson weathers]

T O M You shouldn't put things in writing when courts are involved, Jane. No matter how irrationally pissed off you are with me.

[jane ridley]

J A N E courts involved for what, are you actually getting a divorce? maybe don't give me things to write about then, idk!

[thompson weathers]

T O M Maybe. OK, from now on I won't. Scouts honor.

[jane ridley]

J A N E seriously?

[thompson weathers]

T O M Yep.

[jane ridley]

J A N E oh. interesting.

[thompson weathers]

T O M We've been flirting with divorce this whole time, it's not new.

[jane ridley]

J A N E the trigger pull's new.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Well I'm gonna have to put it off again now you've fucked things up.

[jane ridley]

J A N E 🤷🏻‍♀️

[thompson weathers]

T O M Oh well.