. ruby anderson

[ruby anderson]

THE DEVIL & RUBY

THE DEVIL so does this mean everett is available for me to go after? he's cute. i'll give you that. RUBY no. THE DEVIL why not? RUBY colt couldn't give you attention so now to everett? stop trying to be me. THE DEVIL he gives me plenty of attention.  thanks though. RUBY you're psychotic. THE DEVIL not as psychotic as you. what the fuck, kicking someone out of dunmere? RUBY you're next. THE DEVIL hahahahaha okay RUBY leave me alone. seriously.

[ruby anderson]

THE DEVIL & RUBY

THE DEVIL hey, can i have colton's number? RUBY i'm surprised you don't already have it, since you're psychotic THE DEVIL i thought i did too, but i don't. looked through my phone and messages, everything. i'm sad. pleaseeee RUBY no. ask him yourself. THE DEVIL i can't. we keep missing each other. i wanna send him this picture of myself. RUBY do you think you look good here? THE DEVIL obviously. it's why i want to send it. RUBY what was even the point of this? you look incredibly flat and one of your boobs is covered up. i wouldn't send it. just giving you some advice. THE DEVIL .... wow.  RUBY you're welcome. now stop texting me. no one is going to give you his number. so don't even bother asking mira. she can see right through your bullshit too.

[kitty smith-sato]

KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE hey girl, miss you! 💕 i'll be back next week, wanna do brunch?

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE bottomless? i feel like we need to catch up.

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE LA, so fun catching up with friends but i'm so excited to be back home. craving a real bagel! but i have some gossip too good to wait for... henry came to see me.

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE next time i'm bringing you with, you'd love it. i know, isn't he so cute?

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE no for sure, i can be your personal tour guide. my dad has a premiere there next month, please say you'll come?? i get so bored at them. i knowww. stayed with me in venice, it was sooo romantic. 🤍

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE oh for sure, we can stay at the beaumont! ok he also told me something but you have to swear you won't tell anyone i told you..

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE apparently colton hasn't stopped talking about you all summer.

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE it sounded like more than that. don't you hold out on me ruby anderson!

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE the whole brooding-pretending-to-be-poor thing do it for you? would you go there?

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE oh come on ruby, you know that's not true.

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE if you wanted him you could have him. you're gorgeous!

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE oh who cares, you were kids then! he's probably forgotten. what if he hooked up with mirren?

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KITTY 1 NEW MESSAGE perfect, he's all yours then! i'll give you my marly delina perfume, guys go crazy for it. and we can go lingerie shopping! tipsy shopping in agent provocateur.