. colton abernathy

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE ok i double down on my scary statement then. how did henry date her? don't worry i'll educate you and then we can eat the whole bowl together until our taste buds burn off. yayy this sounds perfect, should we bring the super soft massive blanket from the living room down too?

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE people are weird. and we can actually smoke instead of just those fake candy cigarettes we would hide from the moms. aww, we're growing up!!

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE i'm sure she'll be plenty entertained, whether she likes it or not! i just want us all to relax! we're in our favorite place - i think sasha's made ruby so tense, and then her weird thing for oyu is...weird. i don't know. we need more straight trio nights.

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE and what reason would we give, exactly? she hasn't exactly tried to set dunmere on fire. she's just annoying.

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE i nominate you to tell the moms :)

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE i'll tell heidi she's been giving me weird vibes lately. she's on high alert for house balance lately.

[colton abernathy]

COLTON & HELENA

COLTON Mom, you've got to tell Mel Sasha needs to go home. She's pissing everyone off. HELENA Hello to you too. Colton, it's not my place - nor yours - to tell her who she can and cannot invite. Be nice. COLTON Mom, she's a bitch HELENA Do not try me right now. COLTON She doesn't belong here! It's weird! It's making things weird with me, Ruby and Mirren HELENA As far as I can tell it's you making things strained. When are you going to tell me the truth about what happened with Everett? COLTON Fine. Whatever. We'll work it out.

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE she said she'll keep an eye on it. ruby told me she's trying to get your number, btw. probably wants to sext, ick.

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE the shy act is getting old, that's for sure. we need her to get more blatant!!

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE i had a terrible thought.

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE we sacrifice some of our joints and put them in her dance bag.

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE the immense amount of guilt i felt just typing that should be studied by my mom in a lab. mel would flip at that, right??

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE please don't rub it in further i'm already panicking 😅

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE idk idk can this please not have been my idea please promise to take it to the grave!!

[mirren hewitt]

KITTEN 🐱 1 NEW MESSAGE she's going back under the floorboards. she smoked with us anyway, it's not a huge stretch right?