; the joy hour

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Si triste! Kidding, I don't speak French. I'm not exposing any potential bad habits to a teacher of all people! Good try though.

[everett howe]

E. Howe What did you take for your language requirement? Well I've already deduced that you drink, so it's a matter of checking off other crimes for you.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Latin, lolz. Deductions can be dangerous, what makes you say this? I could be allergic to alcohol for all you know.

[everett howe]

E. Howe Ah I love overhearing a good Latin conversation these days. I'm not an idiot, I know what undergrads do. And how many of you are hungover on Friday.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Really a beautiful spoken language. Nonsense, I'm always alert and a perfect angel. No drinks until I'm 21!

[everett howe]

E. Howe I don't care, just don't spill anything on papers you hand in. I'll admit you have surprised me. You're like a full-fledged person to me now.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Can't spill when it's on Brightspace :P Just get it wrongly graded, apparently! What was I before, the gnat who followed Matt around?

[everett howe]

E. Howe Keep that to yourself for now while I investigate. Well yeah, you were an extension of Matt and Matt was an extension of Melissa.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Why is it on you, again? Well, I'm glad I emerged from a chrysalis!! Butterly, spreading her wings and earning the right to be a human being!

[everett howe]

E. Howe It's my job and I value accuracy. Yes, now that you're a college student I recognize your existence. You've been promoted.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N How did you figure it out, was someone's grades really fucked up? Omg. Maybe I'll join the C-suite when I graduate.

[everett howe]

E. Howe I have a pretty good memory, and there's always the original documents to reference. I don't mean to worry you though. I know it's early, but if you ever have questions about grad school you can always ask me.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Am I like, your accomplice then? Am I Robin? Shh, don't put that pressure one me until I've at least made it to middle management.

[everett howe]

E. Howe There's no crime being fought or committed here. And since you're not privy to information about other students' grades, you're just going to keep an eye on your own. What do you even want to do with marketing?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N But I want to be a spy :(. Can I at least keep an eye on Ruby's too I must protect her. To be very honest, I am one of those kids who has no idea what they want to do yet.