gift of one liners

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R They’re stronger than you think, I’m jealous of you guys. Universal guitarist trait. Nah that’s just how he gets his kicks now, extremely expensive destination spas. Not complaining. I don’t know, really. Just hanging around, eating sushi and going on walks.

[elyse condon]

elyse You’re welcome to crash, if you’d like. Very hot trait. Interesting! To each their own. But then again, who doesn’t have a spa moment? And you’re getting the benefits too. Never been to Tokyo. On my list of places to travel once I get rich!!

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R That's sweet of you but it sounds like you guys need your friend time. Next time I'll invite you along, I just had a mission this time. Usually he'd bring a girl to be honest so he won't care. Though he likes all your posts... maybe I should tell him. Next time!

[elyse condon]

elyse Holding you to that! Will we fly first class too? Ooh a mission. Do tell? I feel like Zac likes any hot girl's posts. though?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Oh, wow, any more requests? Just trying to keep the band together. Well, yeah, but he can be strangely territorial.

[elyse condon]

elyse It's all hypothetical! I just want to know what it's like. Did you think it was on the verge of breaking up? Hmm but I don't think he's territorial of me. So you're good.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Business class, at least. Some planes don't have first. No, but all the Lily stuff would have made thin ice thinner. Not that Isaac ever considered that, the fucking idiot. You never know.

[elyse condon]

elyse I obviously don't travel all that much. All the Lily stuff?? Going to need a little more information on that. Feel free to ask him! I'm curious now.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Yeah, my sister's a nurse. Hardcore job. I'm sure I don't know any more than you do, maybe even less. I just don't know how he could think that proclaiming his love for his best friend's sister would go down well, given his track record. I'll ask when I get home.

[elyse condon]

elyse Mhm. I'm in the hating it phase right now. I think the ER has burned me though. Okay. Back up. What? Zac is in love with Lily?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Quit. ... Yeah? They've been seeing each other? You must have known that, it's been going on for a while.

[elyse condon]

elyse Maybe. Uhm, how long are we talking about?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Did you really not know? Forget I said anything, I don't even know.

[elyse condon]

elyse I literally know nothing. Isn't that weird? So please. Tell me what you know.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R That's all I know. That their fake relationship somehow turned real, though by the sounds of it they were never physical... not sure I believe that but whatever. It's over now.