gift of one liners

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R You don't strike me as someone who gets nervous much.

[elyse condon]

elyse Pretty much. I was only nervous you were going to come back one of those reborn virgins. Would've been pretty sad.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R More like a cult leader. Would you join?

[elyse condon]

elyse Pretty much. What does the cult have to offer?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Sex and yoga. Open to additional suggestions.

[elyse condon]

elyse Those are very starts to your cult. Are we going to have to move somewhere else for this cult to kick off?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Probably, I'm inevitably gonna have to take like 12 wives and the government typically takes against that. Bureaucracy.

[elyse condon]

elyse How dare they disrespect the word that some higher power has sent for you. Could you imagine 12 wives though?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R It's OK because I'd let them each have a few husbands. Maybe 3? More than 3 feels like a logistical nightmare.

[elyse condon]

elyse How generous of you, prophet Taylor. Would you get jealous of the other husbands though?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R No because they'd only be allowed one wife between three so who's the real winner here? I guess I'd be competing with 36 men... may have to think on this some more.

[elyse condon]

elyse Seems awfully complicated!! How do you usually fall on the jealous meter?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Not very high, I'm a pretty apathetic person in general. How about you?

[elyse condon]

elyse I’m very confident so usually I don’t get jealous. However, it does happen sometimes.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R What times?