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[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i somehow i can't see you as a boy scout.

[dean rothchild]

D E A N Yeahhh, I definitely was not one.

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[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i tell me about your childhood.

[dean rothchild]

D E A N It consisted of several nannies, bouncing back and forth between CT and NYC, dope vacations, private school and absent parents of course. Yours?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i hahaha, nannies, of course! fighting with my sisters, fighting with my parents, helping out with my parents' store. sneaking out to explore the city, getting suspended for sharing pills. you know, normal stuff.

[dean rothchild]

D E A N You know how we trust fund babies are. Getting suspended for sharing pills. How many days did you get?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i a week, they were prescription so i managed to convince the school i thought i was genuinely helping my fellow students.

[dean rothchild]

D E A N My next question was going to be how did you talk yourself out of it. A troublemaker since day one, so it seems.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i wanna trade teenage rebellion stories? i hooked up with one of the guys in 3OH!3 when i was like 14.

[dean rothchild]

D E A N no shit?? nora had a friend who was obsessed with me and she walked in on her giving me a blow up.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i oh that poor girl. i set my parents' bed on fire after my dad cheated on my mom. it was semi unintentional.

[dean rothchild]

D E A N How old were you? When I was 16 my parents decided to pop out another kid. I knew too much. I'm still scarred.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i 17. haven't spoken to him since, so a good couple of weeks. i bet they're going at it right now.

[dean rothchild]

D E A N Remind me never to fuck with you. Nah. He's got a 30 year old mistress. She's hot.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i hahaha i was trying to get you to freak out and think i'm 17! i'm 25, btw. would you ever go there?