.too sweet

[pat bohannon]

P A T Yeah. Spending money, then spending more money. You didn't answer my question though - do I have a tax evader on my hands?

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MILLIE No tax evader! It really overwhelms me though. My accountant has to take it so slow with me, you’d probably laugh.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Nah, never. Some people are good with numbers, some are better at other things. Benny could hold a calculator upside down and think he's got the math right, and I still can't master his pasta recipe. Time to vote though, which of us makes the better breakfast sandwich?

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MILLIE I ask fifty million questions! He laughs at me. God Benny’s pasta is seriously to die for. You. Hands down.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Better to ask questions than not, you pay them so you don't get fucked over. I think you're a little biased, but I'll take it.

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MILLIE I would cry if that’s the case. Of course I’m biased! So silly question.

[pat bohannon]

P A T If it was, you find a new accoutant. Ok but if you weren't, I need feedback here Mills!

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MILLIE Cry and then get a new accountant! I think I'm going to need to give you advice in the moment! I'm overdue!

[pat bohannon]

P A T Haha fair, think crying would be justified if you owed was more than you expected. Ok, we'll have a sandwich off. I'll organize, you'll judge.

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MILLIE Here's to hoping that never happens, to either of us. I'm so in. I'll be baking a treat for the winner!

[pat bohannon]

P A T Crossing my fingers and toes. Stakes are high, gotta practice my techniques. We should make a criteria or something. Make this a scene.

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MILLIE How much practice time would you need!

[pat bohannon]

P A T I'm kidding, just pick a day you're free and we'll do it. Should try to actually make it a thing though. Breakfast Sandwich crawl in the area and see whose reigns supreme against all the spots.

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MILLIE It's a genius idea. Think of how many people would come too!

[pat bohannon]

P A T Might be on to something bigger here. For now I gotta out-griddle my brother and make sure you stay my #1 fan. If I gotta play dirty, so be it.