. submissions

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT:Cat's Got Your Tongue? MESSAGE: We can all agree the biggest news of the weekend was the Cat's Cradle return to glory, right? They sounded great, they all looked hot - give me your tea NOW: COMMENT 1: ok first one the new guy, niko blackwood ? has a smile that breaks hearts, bangs the hell out of a drum, and then when they get off stage? bangs the hell out of our girl stassi siminski who proceeds to go LIVE immediately after. surprised there wasn't cum on that band tee, sweetie. COMMENT 2: taylor maitson and kendra santisi wandering around hand-in-hand in VIP. never caught them doing more than that but it's kinda amazing what you learn after social media destroys your life. long live their old subtweets. COMMENT 3: joseph mccarthy seems so happy with his new GF. aisha van buren who? COMMENT 4: isaac mcavoy trying to go incognito but was spotted leaving guess whose trailer? lily mccarthy COMMENT 5: probably couldn't resist after she debuted that new song? COMMENT 6: nah, it was before her show - watch it come out they've been fucking this whole time. COMMENT 7: maybe thatsss why Lily's voice is always raspy? deepthroats Zac, heads to the studio!

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: MODEL BEHAVIOR MESSAGE: benicio otero's on a hot streak! The producer just surprised GovBall festival goers on stage with big act Rauw Alejandro, coming right after his recent work and performance with Alejandro's ex. But there doesn’t seem to be any girl competition there—Otero was spotted with leggy fashion stunner Camille De Vries in Miami (why doesn’t he just live there?) this past weekend. They were spotted at a table at Carbone and then left E11EVEN together like this.

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Encore Performance MESSAGE: Just when we all thought stassi siminski 's instagram live was one of the more shocking things to come out of Gov Ball, she was spotted days later with niko blackwood at the Bowery Rooftop and now she's all over his Instagram stories. Move over Matty x Gabbriette, there's a new brat couple on the scene.

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Chateau MarMcAvoy! MESSAGE: Hopping on the Bandwagon? Though they made a hasty exit, eagle eyed cameras managed to capture isaac mcavoy leaving Chateau Marmont with a mystery blonde who unveiled herself to be none other than fallen rebel daughter violet spencer when she threw the sunglasses off her face. Can't hide someone that's made for the spotlight...or when they're stumbling to the curb and into a car.

[thompson weathers]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT:OLD FLAMES BURN BRIGHT MESSAGE: Spotted, tate mccarthy and rosie de la cruz cozying up in a dimly lit booth at an oh-so-exclusive NYC hotspot. Our sources say he couldn’t tear his eyes away from her, while she played the part of the oblivious ingénue. But we have to wonder—what would little miss olivia hamilton think? That is, if she’s not too busy up to no good in LA to notice. Looks like that old adage rings true, whilst the cat's away...

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Not with a bang but a whimper MESSAGE: Coincident to that last tip-off or nah? Word is out that tate mccarthy and olivia hamilton have officially called it quits—and shockingly amicably, if insider sources are to be believed. Or could it be that maybe the cheating rumors were true for her, or old exes do die hard for him? Oh well, that was a fun few months to watch and LivTok will cherish the shirtless cameos. If this leads to her ho phase we won’t be upset!

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Slutty in the city MESSAGE: Another TikTok queen is back and better than ever! Our modern Carrie Bradshaw, stassi siminski, is keeping everyone’s mouths agape as she dates NYC’s good, bad, and ugly. Rarely ugly though tbh. She’s adding a new mysterious beau “Diego” to the roster, so everyone keep your eyes peeled if you see her out and about with someone new. Seems like Goth BF (niko blackwood) and Bodega Boy (pat bohannon) are still in rotation—an Aidan versus Big situation, perhaps?

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT:Carousel-ing sunset MESSAGE: It wasn’t hard to get pictures of the giant fucking merry-go-round at a certain East Hampton address traced to Kazwell Vinten. A super restricted guest list still couldn’t keep out curious neighbors who snapped pics from the beach, catching some familiar faces. Are kitty smith-sato and dominic vinten cuvo still frenemies or have they moved on to lovers yet? And violet spencer ragdolling across a couch as usual with calvin keller in tow. Word has it that there was a minor…scuffle among underage, outsider friends…but seriously what happened to the ride?!

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: We get it, you’re in love MESSAGE: Are they pap walking or what? I’m getting sick of literal staged pics of sylvia constantinou and tag-along bf jack kearney. Get that boy a leash with how often he's trailing her. This is so shoved down our throats they really thought to try it on the other coast in NYC. She’s trying to be relevant and he’s in it for clout—“quirky” girl and mid white boy, please show me more...YAWN.

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Girls on film tour MESSAGE: Have you ever wondered how to fuck on a tour bus? Well the latest What Comes Next podcast episode covers sex logistics while on the road with lily mccarthy. Spoiler alert, it’s not cute... sylvia constantinou recounts her salacious touring days and their guest divulges bus life as she embarks on her tour and lowkey shades isaac mcavoy for avoiding her dates.

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Prime Real Estate MESSAGE: Though the season is long over, fault lines seem to have appeared within the coveted home on Dunmere Ave. The tight-knit mom group who co-own the home were spotted in Westchester this past weekend, discussing the state of their children's tattered friendships over several Bloody Marys at Tredici. What bonds must often break, and it seems like the trio (mirren hewitt, colton abernathy, and ruby anderson, must we name names), have shattered.

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Camera Shy? MESSAGE: Though camille de vries set the fashion world ablaze this morning with a tease of a new Calvin Klein campaign, it was the name hidden in the tags that sent everyone spiraling. It's been ten years since her first CK campaign with taylor maitson all but broke the internet, and this hint of a reunion has everyone chomping at the bit for the final results. Want a little intel from set? We heard it was sexier than you can even imagine, with the pair barely able to keep their hands off each other by the end. Professionals in their prime or years of chemistry coming together? You'll have to be the judge of that when the photos drop.

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Extra Marital Affairs MESSAGE: An intimate ceremony, caviar bumps and a luxe London location? We can think of nothing more fitting for Cater Smith and Kota Sato who renewed their vows at The Aubrey surrounded by their nearest and dearest. Daughter kitty smith-sato looked ravishing in bespoke Victoria Beckham, though her disappearance from the crowd as the clock struck midnight had everyone thinking Cinderella. Guesses are still out on who holds her glass slipper, with familiar friends dominic vinten cuvo , calvin keller , and violet spencer preferring gin martinis over entertaining the gossip mongers.

[cora wolfe]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT:Ice Queen Acquisition MESSAGE: This may be the highest profile merger we see in our lifetime: as discreet as she tried, you couldn't miss the sparkler on aisha van buren 's hand as she departed her private jet at Teterboro this past weekend. Sources didn't have to wait long for freddie beaumont to whisk down the same steps, that signature smirk telling us all we needed to know. America, get ready for our own Royal (Suite) wedding.

[anon]

ANONYMOUS PLS. SENT VIA FORM SUBMISSION FROM DEUXMOI SUBJECT: Girl, Uninterrupted MESSAGE: While we're used to stassi siminski 's trials and tribulations with dating splashing across our For You pages, lately she's been splashing drinks on other people. Sources have detailed a recent bout of particularly late nights that seem to begin with high profile friends and end with seedier company, empty tiny baggies and a proclivity to fight. Off the rails or broken hearted - did someone finally hit her heart where it hurts?