; she says

[benicio otero]

BENICIO Are you in LA? kendra santisi

[kendra santisi]

KENDRA Ciaoo yes, you?

[benicio otero]

Benicio I am. I don't come here enough, I need a tour guide.

[kendra santisi]

KENDRA Do you want a celebrity house tour? Can give you inside details for an exclusive price.

[benicio otero]

Benicio Oh yeah? What is this, an unauthorized house tour?

[kendra santisi]

KENDRA Absolutely - can just toil around the gated neighborhoods, give you the BTS of the super rich and their boring architecture choices. All for the price of an In n Out burger.

[benicio otero]

Benicio I'll believe anything you say. I gotta see some beaches though, I miss the ocean. Of course, the secret menu and everything.

[kendra santisi]

KENDRA Ok fuck the celebs then let's just go to Nobu in Malibu and then can hit Little Beach House if we need some inside time. In such an indulgence mood for once, take advantage while it's here!

[benicio otero]

Benicio That sounds better, I'm not so interested in architecture. I'll have to, let's celebrate. What's been going on?

[kendra santisi]

KENDRA It's all the same anyway - marble here, greenery there, whoo hoo. Oh you know, work and play, often in equal measures. What about you, what brings you to this coast? Much more of an anomaly.

[benicio otero]

Benicio I'd be more interested in where you live. The same, a little more work than play lately. Meeting some clients and working on something for an event later in the month. I like it here, I just don't like the travel time.

[kendra santisi]

KENDRA Mmmm a private tour could potentially be arranged, we'll see where the night takes us. Busy bee. Not a fan of frequent flier miles?

[benicio otero]

Benicio My schedule is all free for you. I don't like flying, it's boring. But the farther I move away from PR the more I have to deal with it. Where were you last?

[kendra santisi]

KENDRA Not so busy afterall. Why don't you just move back? Island time is the best time, it's all by your own rules. Milan then Paris then Mexico City for a few days. Now back home, safe and sound.

[benicio otero]

Benicio I always pad work trips with free days for fun. I know myself. Enough people operate out of Miami and NYC to make it doable. LA is the odd one out. Where do you like to be most outside of LA?