I'm brooklynbaby's eponymous ex. AMA.

[stassi siminski]

I'm brooklynbaby's eponymous ex. AMA.
submitted at 10:52 PM by exthrowaway1111

Just found out Anastasia posted something about me to her close friends story so fuck her. I've also been outed, something she swore would never happen (congrats to the weird little stalker freak who did that, I suppose) so fuck it. Let's go, I won't hold back if you don't. 

My name's Preston, yes, and we dated a couple of years ago, for a couple of years. Ask me anything.

And Stassi? Fuck you.

[-] rabbithangglidingowl

OK but why do we just believe this lol

exthrowaway1111   I do not give a fuck what you do or don't believe.

[-] resolve7treat

Omg we've been begging for this. Can you tell us how fake she is?? Does she really go on all those dates, how does she afford to live basically on a hostess wage?!

exthrowaway1111   Yes, she does. She'll go on a date with just about anyone. She can afford the lifestyle because she's gifted a lot of things, has insane credit card debt and doesn't pay for her apartment (it's her aunt's). She's fake insomuch as she pretends to be a lot more put together on the internet, in real life she's an absolute mess.

[-] figbirdsavannah

Do you know any of the other guys? How do you feel about how you're portrayed? 

exthrowaway1111   Not really. I know of Pat, she's fucking him, that's for sure. She portrays me in a way that's very flattering to herself so I assume that's true for all of us. 

figbirdsavannah  . STOPPP you are blessing us with this tea! How do you know? And what do you mean? Tysm for this btw.

exthrowaway1111   She's been sleeping with me for years and pretends otherwise in her videos, I assume because she likes to make it seem like I'm chasing her. I can tell from the way she talks about him to me, she goes on and on and on like a schoolgirl. Incredibly cringe. He has a girlfriend, by the way-- another thing she'll gloss over in her little TikToks so she can keep getting you freaks to feed her ego.

[-] chickenwingoats

Why did you guys break up?

exthrowaway1111   She was unstable. We were rocky and she tried to kill herself when I said I didn't want to see her. It was too much.

skippsaa   OK then why did you keep seeing her?

exthrowaway1111   Easy lay. She's good in bed when she's not strung out, which isn't often.

[-] gaganyaancygnus

This is gross and revenge porn-y. You seem like an asshole.

exthrowaway1111   By all means if you want to defend a drug addict whore from the guy whose marriage she just ended, you knock yourself out. She ruins peoples lives and doesn't care one bit. Why should I?

[-] justaredditor1999

How did you two meet in the first place? You seem like you're from different worlds.

exthrowaway1111   Yes, we are. We met at a members club, I was in college at the time so she seemed mysterious and sexy and wild. All fun and games until you have to take her to your boss's penthouse for dinner and she shows up late, gets a nosebleed on the linens, her eyes rolling back from the mix of drugs (prescription and otherwise) and champagne. She met my mother precisely once and I think she took ten years off her life, if these stupid videos get back to her I'm sure it will be the death of her. 

gaganyaancygnus lmao poor baby. What would mummy think! Hope no one links her to this post so she never has to learn what a little bitch her son is.

messier81bolide is this Stassi's alt lol

gaganyaancygnus Nope, just someone who hates whiny little misogynist toolbags.

[-] tartarussy

What's her apartment like in real life?

exthrowaway1111   Depends. On a good day it's a weird Victoriana shrine, covered in ribbons and trinkets and creepy old photos she picks up in flea markets and antique stores. If she's in one of her phases it gets wild, trash everywhere - empty takeout containers, dirty clothes, candles melting into the floorboards. It's incredible that she hasn't burned the place down yet.

sanddunes   Sounds like she's not well. Does she have anyone in her life who helps her?

exthrowaway1111   Yeah, her sister. God knows how she puts up with it.

[-] septemberdream

You seem seriously callous. Everything you've said makes it clear she needs help, not to be outed on Reddit - what's wrong with you?

exthrowaway1111   Like I said, she ruined my life. You think she cares about the consequences for any of us?

[-] fckcucumber

She's gonna lose it when she sees this omgggg. What would you say to her if you could, knowing she'll probably read this?

exthrowaway1111   Anastasia, baby: next time get the job done.