. deep dive

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Heidi just sent me my fave text in the world. "What snacks do you want at Dunmere?" Prepare for invasionnn.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T God, you look sooo much like her there. Request Baby Ruths for me.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N And you're absolutely serving your mom, hands on hips and all. Random. Ok. I'm adding Celsius's this year too. Spirits need to stay high.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Haha don't, you'll make me change it. Hey, I like what I like. You would, isn't that like a big influencer drink?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N it's giving "dinners at 7, Melanie made Micheladas!" ok, grandpa. and yeah, it absolutely is and I'm obsessed. I feel like I could run a marathon when I drink one, that psycho high. chase it all the time

[colton abernathy]

C O L T I think it's sterner than that, more like "did you guys raid the drinks cabinet? Don't try to lie to me now." Just do coke like everyone else, Kitten.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N ooh so fair, is your eyebrow raised under your fuckboy haircut? really seals the deal. i only like nosebleeds on the weekend, culty. can't wait to see the trail of your broken hearts this summer.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T I don't have a fuckboy haircut! No no, keeping myself to myself. Is Max coming?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N keep telling yourself that, mr curtain bangs. MATT. And he'll be mostly at hockey camps but at his family's house in Amagansett when he's not. So yes and no.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Ugh you are soooo annoying. Sure. Hahaha hockey camps, that tracks.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N sorry, *face framing layers*. better? k well when i'm a wag in the future i'll make sure you sit in siberia should you attend a game. i'll blow kisses from my box. how's the water, still fucking freezing?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T No, not better. Are you in it for the long haul, then? Yep.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N TikTok Hype House king? Fuck if I know, I am still a youth but for now he's hot and obsessed with me and knows my coffee and bagel order. My three favorite traits. ugh.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T I'm going to kill you. You're so easy to please.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N You love me too much. And I never knock life's simple pleasures! Don't have to be broody and miserable to get my kicks. Or ignore my friends for weeks just to feel the satisfaction of them blowing up my phone for a response.