. deep dive

[colton abernathy]

C O L T If she does it's bc she's learned from you guys.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N what if she's secretly a water cat? like, what if we wake up one morning and she's diving for hoops in the deep end?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T You're still in for it.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N fuck! wanna polar plunge the first weekend you're back?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Fuck yeahhhh let's gooooo. What else do you wanna do?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N bike ride, learn a new domino game, complete that stupid puzzle we never finished last year, make homemade ice cream, make smores, inhale as much mango salsa from red horse as humanly possible, try lover boy limoncellos. bake under the sun until i turn into a little dried apricot. everything!! u?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T All of the above + ghost stories by the fire + 80s horror movie marathon.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N and transformers!! can we also do men in black? feeling the alien vibe.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Got it. And 10 different flavors of popcorn. You guys can sleepover in the poolhouse.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N what if we meredith blake ruby on a pool float?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T She's so pissy these days she might really hold it against us.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N what if we meredith blake ginny on a pool float?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T You're now banned from the pool house.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N NOOOOO fine. she's off limits. what if we get one of the moms? i bet the others would be in on it.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T I vote anyone but Heidi.