. deep dive

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N why? think my mom could take you in a fight?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T No I just like her the most. She also has to deal with you, so thoughts & prayers.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N wtf I’m a total angel, she is so grateful for me. just admit you think she’s hot, it’s fine!!

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Well duh, but Mel's hot too.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N your mom is also hot, nothing to fear. I hope I age like them tbh, they all look insane. must be all the gossip and time at Dunmere, chicken soup for the soul!

[colton abernathy]

C O L T You think my guy friends haven't told me that? It must be all the sea air.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N k well i come from honesty and not douchebag! yumm, salt. we need to get salted caramel taffy. and i need a lobster roll a week, bare minimum.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Tell her, she'll be over the moon. All doable. Wanna have a welcome BBQ?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N can’t wait to shower her in the summer with so much love!! yess. we also need to figure out our party theme when the moms go to Capri for that one week.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T She's really excited to see you guys and hear all about your finals. I'll leave the theme to you guys.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N such an academic queen. ok well consult and get back to you. have to outdo barbenheimer somehow!!

[colton abernathy]

C O L T She's real one note. Damn, that really was too good. Could do Tarantino?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N MY note. maybe palm royale? so costume-y and OTT, the show is all over my pin board

[colton abernathy]

C O L T How is school? Haven't seen it, too niche.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N easy, academically. tbh I like being in the city more than I do any of the classes - probably doesn’t help I have no idea wtf I want to do but we’ll get there. hmm. fast times at ridgemont high?