. deep dive

[colton abernathy]

C O L T A little true. Well, ouch.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N A LOT true. Enough to always let me borrow the good bike at the house and never tell Ruby it's the better one. Stop doing it and I won't go for the throat xX

[colton abernathy]

C O L T It means I don't have to be as worried about you falling off and hurting yourself, which I feel like you're more likely to do. You've got me all wrong.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I'm not Big Bird anymore and can handle myself, tysm. She doesn't even know how to work the gears! I'm actually so right. Like, so right. A prophet, even.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T It's those gangly legs. It's not that deep, I just don't check my phone. My average daily screen time is like an hour.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Legs that can peddle fast!!! I take SoulCycle classes, prepare for off-roading year round. And not a single 60 seconds of that hour can be dedicated to just shooting me your classic one word reply? I miss you, you know. Want to be in the know!

[colton abernathy]

C O L T So you're one of those girls now. It's mostly me skipping songs on Spotify. But OK, starting now I promise to dedicate you 60 seconds per day, every day. I miss you too.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Absolutely. Celcius, Soulcycle bitch. If I ever get into Solidcore there's no stopping me. Wonderful, thank you. Can that 60 seconds please include at least one full sentence of communication. "Hi Mirren, I am good today, at the house." will suffice. Can't waittt for our sesame noodle runs out to Montauk.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T You made that last one up. Alright, I'll text like an autist if that's what you really want. Do you want the 60 seconds at any particular time of day?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I wish Pilates was made up. It's a fucking bitch, one class would ruin your life. No I want your unfiltered commentary but it's usually so brief, I'm trying to expand. We'll just say when you find it the most interesting to write. If you forget, then 10:45PM.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Challenge accepted, let's go. I can put my answers through ChatGPT if you like. What if I find it most interesting to write at 11pm?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Signing us up for New York Pilates in 2 weeks when I'm back out there. Prepare to physically shake. No, I'd just enjoy some variety and an occasional emoji or punctuation. Alright, fine. If you forget for a day, the next day has to be 2 full sentences. But there is never a maximum, only a minimum. Write to your heart's content.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T I bet it'll be easy. I use punctuation, I'm just not an emoji guy 🤷🏻 You're getting demanding, but I'll agree because it's you.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I love the spirit. Will love watching it leave your body even more. But that usage was so perfect! 60 seconds from my bff is a very small demand, come on. 59 full minutes to skip songs on Spotify? You're still so set.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T I'm extremely hardcore so we'll see. Jokes aside, I promise I'll try to communicate more. It's just been an adjustment.