., gentle in the storm

[niko blackwood]

n i k o 28 going on 55. The chiropractor can fix you right up. Yeah, yeah. My hands are already fucked anyways.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y Ok serious question. How young would you go?

[niko blackwood]

n i k o The youngest? Don’t feel comfortable if she doesn’t have at least 2 at the start of her age. Preferably over 21. You?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y Congrats, you've passed the Greg pedo test. 🤝 23, I think? 22 if she's mature.

[niko blackwood]

n i k o He’s been excommunicated right? Because that’s really messed up. 22 and 23 year olds are fucking insane these days.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y Of course, what do you take us for?! It's the younger ones you've got to look out for, so many teenagers looking like they're 28 at least. Check IDs.

[niko blackwood]

n i k o Well I never really asked!! Always. They look so damn young, it's terrifying?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y You've gotta have your wits about you alllll the time.

[niko blackwood]

n i k o No kidding. Think things will be at least a little better by Gov Ball?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y Yeah you'll see, he has this knack for just pulling it out the bag when he needs to. Actually kind of annoying.

[niko blackwood]

n i k o Why can I totally see that though? The minute we step off the plane in NYC, a completely different person. You'll laugh at this - my friends from back home just texted me, teasing that all the women at the festival are going to be so young and to 'watch myself'

[taylor maitson]

T A Y He might be a sociopath. For real though, this one is so bad for it. My advice is to keep it in your pants.

[niko blackwood]

n i k o Sounds like it. Easy enough. Look but don’t touch and only look if she’s over 18.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y We can pull each other away from the brink.

[niko blackwood]

n i k o Deal. Will your shadow be there?