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[aaron eklund]

Aaron I guess I'd look a little strange standing around Griffith in a tux. Not much to scrounge up from this closet either. Sure, let's have a nice girls day out just you and I.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y Perfect, I need an outfit for this festival. Shall we film it all and create a little movie shopping montage? We could set it to a Selena Gomez song.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Only if we can come out of the dressing room and thumbs up or thumbs down the new outfits. Should we get manicures? My hands are shot to hell.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y It's a deal. YES, my hands are wrecked, so many calluses.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Couldn't keep nice hands if I tried. Maybe if I stayed with the pottery, that's been the gentlest thing I've tried in a while. Your tufting idea still looks fun though.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y Maybe that's why you broke yours, clumsy hands. Apparently it's harder than it looks, what design are you gonna go for?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Teach me to be a soft and gentle boy such as yourself. I haven't even thought about that yet, just excited to get a hold of some carpet guns. What about you, your own face maybe?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y First step: be really rich. Saves all labor. Now that's intricate, this masterpiece? I was thinking more like a smiley face, that feels within my skill level.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Wish I got generational wealth instead of generational alcoholism. Now I just try to sell shit to rich folks. I might try to get fancy, tackle a sunset or something.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y You and me both, brother. See, you're already in such a romantic mood.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Sure sure, rockstar. Hope our date's on you. Feels nice when the mood strikes.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y You know it. When's the last time you liked a girl?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron I was seeing a girl for a few weeks. I like plenty, just usually doesn't last long. And at this age I'm finding more divorcees and single moms which is a big ask. When did you last see the model?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y Really, not even 30 and you're stuck with the milfs? I picked her up off the floor of a bar a couple weeks ago.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron What do you think, the dating pool gets better? It's tough out on these streets. Charming. She going to your festival?