powerpuff girls

[jane ridley]

BLOSSOM 1 NEW MESSAGE do we need to find you a quick fuck bc that can be arranged

[stassi siminski]

buttercup 1 NEW MESSAGE thanks girls 🥹 don't worry about me, i've got my sights set on someone. how about you, janie?? we all know where liv will be.

[jane ridley]

BLOSSOM 1 NEW MESSAGE that’s the spirit. honestly? going in footloose and fancy free - Freddie will be there but I have a feeling he’ll be on good behavior so open to the right opportunities should they present themselves.

[olivia hamilton]

BUBBLES 1 NEW MESSAGE wait, you really think freddie is going to behave?

[jane ridley]

BLOSSOM 1 NEW MESSAGE yep. we’ll just call it woman’s intuition but something tells me his hands will be staying deep in his pockets

[stassi siminski]

buttercup 1 NEW MESSAGE ohhhh i doubt that.

[jane ridley]

BLOSSOM 1 NEW MESSAGE I need to diversify anyway, can’t put all my money in one stock. plus I’m rarely here, why not find fresh blood and leave them wanting more?

[olivia hamilton]

BUBBLES 1 NEW MESSAGE yessss janie!!! i wanna know who stassi has her eye on!

[jane ridley]

BLOSSOM 1 NEW MESSAGE Same. I'd bet Post Malone if he didn't give me such faithful energy.

[stassi siminski]

buttercup 1 NEW MESSAGE smart girl. plenty of people i could intro you to, anything you have a craving for? niko blackwood. going to have to compete with every girl there but go big or go home!

[jane ridley]

BLOSSOM 1 NEW MESSAGE Someone who is absolutely not interested in texting me back the next day, fucks a little dirty, and preferably is staying in a 5 star hotel or a duplex apartment. Oh please, no competition. You'll have that guy seeing stars.

[stassi siminski]

buttercup 1 NEW MESSAGE ok, thank you for like the most achievable list ever. will share a list of contenders. you flatter me 🖤

[olivia hamilton]

BUBBLES 1 NEW MESSAGE just googled - SEXY. you two kind of give off the same vibes? LOL JANIE, sounds easy enough to find!!!

[jane ridley]

BLOSSOM 1 NEW MESSAGE Honestly removing any height preferences has opened up my entire life. If he’s 5’8 and packing, good dick is good dick. Obsessed with you, that’s why.

[stassi siminski]

buttercup 1 NEW MESSAGE sooo happy with this. three potentials lined up for you, all of whom are like almost def going... BACHELOR NUMBER ONE ANT SIMINSKI... yes, he's my cousin. PROS: he's very single, very noncommittal, has plenty of cash and we share genes so 🖤 CONS: he has that cash through not entirely legal means... he's also kind of annoying but that might be bc he babies me. i cannot vouch for his performance bc, unsurprisingly, i have never wanted to ask. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO NOAH IVES-REGENT PROS: works in finance, 6'3, by all accounts hung. has an insane apartment downtown, have done many a line there. CONS: just out of an engagement (v hard to find a picture of him without her), kind of heartbroken but honestly think that works in your favor bc he's less likely to try to call you after. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE HUNTER RICHARDS PROS: so nice. very pretty. i've heard he has a really pretty dick, too, though i have never sampled. i went to school with him. CONS: he says he's 5'9 but i'm not sure i believe him. maybe too nice? risk he'd call but i think if you tell him it's a one time deal he'd respect it. also not rich. look, i'm just including him bc i think he's really pretty.