. so grown

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c l e o putting it that way, maybe you should spend more time around heavy machinery. if you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Yes ma'am. Oh I don't know, I'd like to have been raised by wolves maybe.

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c l e o i don't think you're taking my game very seriously.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Sorry, I'll try not to be a smartass. Next question.

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c l e o falling in love is a very serious business. take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Good grief. You're killin me. Born in Humboldt, moved to LA when I was young. Bad dad, good mom. Partly raised by another family. Slacked off in school but still graduated. Joined the Army, didn't get myself blown up. Infantry and mechanic. Back from the Army, still not blown up. Now woodworking and crafting to my heart's content.

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c l e o thank you for your service 🇺🇸 🦅 that's very wholesome, i can't believe you craft. can you knit?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Didn't do it out of patriotism, just for the priority boarding and discounts. No, haven't tried that yet. Looks relaxing. Can you?

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c l e o my dad's military, my mom can be pretty dependa at times. she's got a military wife bumper sticker and everything 🥲 no, i'm not very creative.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Oh so you should be thanking her for her service then. I don't believe it for a second. You strike me as the painting or drawing type, or making your own clothes or something.

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c l e o she's sooo brave. did you manage to get out without getting married?  i'm good at browsing vinted?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Divorced five times. Nah, I knew better. Sure, we'll count it. You're also good at coloring your hair, this one suits you.

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c l e o very smart. very unusual. do you think? i was literally just thinking about how i miss being blonde.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron I like it a lot. The blonde was nice too but there's already a sea of blonde out here. Do you get tipped differently depending?

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c l e o the boob job was the real differentiator there. if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?