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[kendra santisi]

KENNY Not the deal, maybe next time tho. You sure? I can just put vodka in the celery juice, gives off more of that zen ~*

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Such a baby. Nah, let's do it.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY I'm not eloquent, it's a curse! Someone says 'hello' and I just black out!! Why the change of heart?

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Just a pretty face ❤️ Nice weather, just feel like it.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY All I've ever been good for 💕 Love this for you and me, you'll be cannonballing in no time.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r I can think of a few other things. Can we have a phone free hang? No texting, no social media.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY My absolute groupie behavior. Yeah, course. What's the topic today, what's after our careers?

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Keep it limited to me this time round, ok? Oh god no, this is it for me, no after. We can talk about the election.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Guess that means Joey's gf has to get with Niko then. Initiation rights. So you're just going to die when the band winds down? RIP. Let's not, it's a tale of two woes and I'm not here to be depressed, I'm here to be drunk and silly, let's talk about tax evasion.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r They can do whatever they want. The band isn't gonna be winding down. Tax evasion is related to the election, closely connected even! I'll tell you all about it later.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY How involved are you band politics? From CEO to Intern level. Great, happy to keep you around a few more years. Maybe I'll just follow you around when I'm done. Fine! We can add arson to the list, too.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Not involved at all. Unemployed. Retiring into full time groupie status. Sounds good.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY The band Gossip, then. It'll be great. I'll show face at the coast concerts, we can do like, 2 carpets a year. Lowkey the dream. Do you put value in physical possessions?

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r That I stand by. Quit your job, we can do it now. No, but I like the stability of home ownership and not having to worry if things get broken or something unexpected comes up. You?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Feed me a tidbit. Nah, not until we're engaged. Similar. I like my own space and my own things being in that space, but the only things I own I truly value is my art, your old merch and that green velvet couch in my New York spot.