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[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Zac's adopted some tearaway nepo baby as a sobriety project. Calm down, I need to shoot my shot with yoga girl first. Did you know having a green velvet couch is a bisexual thing?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Lol. Can't wait for him to blame them when he relapses. No you don't, stuck up and boring!! Next. Actually, wanna hear something crazy?

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Don't put that energy into the world. But she's soooo pretty. Yeah, go on.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Sorry, I'll try to be Zen. It'll be fine and then he'll live happily ever after with his project! 🤍 So am I??? K so I rent my apt out here and there when I'm in LA for awhile, will take a friend of friend rec, etc. One night I was watching porn and what do I see? My own apartment! A threesome on my green couch! Had to get it deep cleaned but y'know, your statement tracks.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Yeah but I've already had you, where's the novelty? Hahahaha no fucking way did you keep a velvet couch after that, no amount of cleaning is making that work.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Happy to give you new trauma if I need to. Oh I did. Tracked them down and made them pay for the custom reupholstery. That's why I keep it, it's a movie star!

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Fighting words. Wanna recreate it?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY No, I'm not sharing you with sweatshirt girl!

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r :(

[kendra santisi]

KENNY She could fall in love with me at yoga, what about that?

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r I think you'll annoy her.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Good. She already annoys me bc you care about her more than me.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Well that's a stupid thing to say.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY I mean, priorities can shift!!

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r I'll let you know when they do.