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[kendra santisi]

KENNY K when that happens I'm not long for this Earth so, enjoy while you can ✌🏼

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Come on now, drama queen.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY dead serious, what's the fun when i can't have you? no fun at ALL.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Do you want to come to a friend's 30th drinks with me tonight?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY that...sounds domestic. yes, yes i do.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r It's a low key thing so don't go making a scene.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY taylor i am so curious about any friends whose names aren't Isaac, Niko or Joe I will be a fucking mime if you need me to. or dress in camo, whatever.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Alright. Birthday boy is Aaron. You'll love this, he makes furniture.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY omg he's about to become my new best friend. should i have a green velvet couch also made for LA? my house is so empty.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Try to be normal. Do not try to hire him. In fact, let's practice now... repeat after me: "Hello Aaron, it's lovely to meet you. Happy Birthday. Thanks for the invite."

[kendra santisi]

KENNY "Hey Aaron, you will never fucking guess what happened to this one couch I have in New York. Should I look to replicate?"

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r Event's cancelled, oh noooo.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY I'm kidding!!! I will replicate my Gov Ball energy - out of site, out of mind, polite to the masses and will let you stick your hand in my back pocket like we're goin steady.

[taylor maitson]

t a y l o r I'll pick you up for 9, it won't be a late one.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY wanna go back to yours after?