. dom vinten cuvo

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE don't drag this out, it's unbecoming.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE i've never believed anything less in my life.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE 1. i genuinely don't believe you, she's as frigid as they come. 2. it doesn't matter either way, you missed the call, you forfeit. i, like always, win.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE if it makes you feel better, you wouldn't have been able to do it ever. 💖

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE i'm too hungover, maybe tomorrow. basking in victory today.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE oh, fine. bring gummy bears.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE i know you suffer from drug induced brain damage, but you do realize you lost the bet, yes? my vcard is safe for another day. a shame, really.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE ah. okay, fine. i'll be bathed and oiled, the perfect little sacrificial lamb. 🐑🩸

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE sorry, today you're a loser so no. you can lick the wound if you're a good boy.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE hopefully you die en route and i'm off the hook 🤍 maybe you just hate me.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE love you too baby. go get some barbicide, if it gets infected it won't heal properly and won't be legible, which won't do.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE fair, agreed. but once it's cashed in that's it, you can't go finding ways to be annoyed or pissed at me. it has to be true carte blanche forgiveness.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE nothing to tell brother dearest, just setting terms for if the time should ever come.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE or it's almost like i have ptsd from your mercurial wrath. case in point: you carving me up for the petty crime of leaving a party at an appropriate time.

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kitty 1 NEW MESSAGE because i know you.