. calvin keller

[calvin keller]

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CALVIN'S PHONE 427 UNREAD MESSAGES 61 MISSED CALLS 3,598 UNREAD E-MAILS

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Just follow that Twitter account that tracks me. That's how I figure out where I am half the time. Are you there? I was sort of banking on you being there.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE You're missing your fan accounts. Then you'd miss out on a special opportunity.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE I'm throwing Violet a party now that she's out of rehab. Your presence is requested and non-optional.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE She said it was 5 months, is that true or is she being dramatic? I don't think we should invite her. Which means she'll come.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE That's what I said. I haven't seen her yet, Idk what state she's in. I'm not telling her. I just saw her, that's enough.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Did you hook up? Apparently she was celibate and sober. That rehab is committing war crimes. Phones off and locked up, I'll send the jet somewhere else. What if she has a tracker in my molar?

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Did you get bad vibes? She might've flipped. I wish. Probably while I was passed out.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Hm ok if you vouch for her. Think of people you want to invite, she wants 3 bachelors. No, I don't want unnecessary wrinkles.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Aiming for Friday but it'll be a nebulous all-weekend thing. I'll go to a rave later just to check it.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Good call, I forgot about food. No, she's boring and barely contributed. Do you think we could rent any part of Area 51?

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE That counts to me. Might phone it in and just throw in on a yacht.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Bc the last time I threw a party was with you and it's sentimental? Idk I was bored and a little high. :(

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE I'm literally a full-time art historian and model. None of you seem to appreciate the amount of work I do. Don't make me into a full-time solo party planner too.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Kendra? Some people say she's just me with blue eyes. Ok I'll call them. High security, cool people only. Violet's worried about her dad or the AA police or something.