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[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  and i learned i'll hide things better now. yep, sounds like none of that changed. that's the plan. i have to be in LA for at least a month because i'm supposed to be going to those meetings. i skipped the first.

[calvin keller]

CAL parents, man. why, boring? just knock them out, then you never have to go back.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  they're the worst. ugh but i don't want to talk about any of it.

[calvin keller]

CAL who said you have to talk?

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  someone is going to ask me questions!!

[calvin keller]

CAL "i'm still processing what happened, can you come back to me at another time?" i have my dad's media trainer on speeddial if you want a refresh on how to be vague with people.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  saving this in my notes right now to study and memorize. send me the number. and now i owe you, cal baby!

[calvin keller]

CAL just tell people what they want to hear, vivi. you’re very good at that, but sending anyway. she’s discreet, tell her whatever. hmmm. I’ll have to cash that in later, gotta rehab your image post rehab for now.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  how do you think i got myself out of rehab so fast? just told them what they wanted to hear. but i'm still out of practice a little. just help some help. whatever you want. save it for a rainy day. i've been trying to get my social media following back up, posting all the skinny images of myself.

[calvin keller]

CAL see? It’s the same shit, just with a little more freedom. check it off, get out, you’ll be fine. everyone’s probably wondering where you went, keep the intrigue going.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  the problem is my dad has sent me a little puppy dog to look after me. follow me around, make sure i'm doing as told. but i'll try. the first comments have been - omg she has an eating disorder!!! tell me what i've all missed in your life.

[calvin keller]

CAL like an actual dog? yeah, time to eat potatoes! not much. been on a set most of this summer, been talking to a girl here and there. trying to figure out August vacation. what else is on your list since getting out? let’s hit it.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  no it’s a real life human. we’ll see about all the potatoes. want to stay some what skinny!! tell me about the girl! also we should go to santorini in august. my LA arrest should be over by then. i’m due for nobu and really miss delilah.

[calvin keller]

CAL Oh. Who? A bodyguard? One potato will not make you fat, just like one drink will not black you out. I’ll make you a mean one, we’ll do a baked potato bar. She’s fun, we’ll see, no name to share yet. But definitely down for Greece, just say when. Need a plane? Nobu it is.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t no. that would be a cute story. me seducing my hot bodyguard.  fine. we can compromise with a potato bar. what else should i expect for my party? good in bed i'm assuming if you're keeping her in your pocket? let's go. it's the perfect time to visit.  ugh i missed you so much. more than dom and kitty. don't tell.