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[calvin keller]

CAL Is that your goal? A little fun along the way? It’s a surprise, vivi. You’ll just have to see. Count me in. And secret’s safe with me. You know they’re always just in their own little weird world.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  mhm. if I’m being forced, might as well have some fun!! ugh really 🥹 no hints at all? I’m on the edge of my seat! the strangest little world.

[calvin keller]

CAL your dad should be proud, that seems like his life modus operandi. no, because people seem to keep trying to leak details about it so all staying close to the vest. you'll like it, that's your hint. one i try to stay far, far away from. want to come surf this weekend?

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  he's probably just waiting for something else to happen. rehab, getting arrested, we will see daddy! ugh fine. i can't wait to be surprised. i'm trusting you that i'll like it. but somehow we always get caught in the repercussions of their little world. you know, i'm mostly the sit on the beach and get tan type of girl. but, are you going to teach me?

[calvin keller]

CAL might as well get married, keep him on his toes. c'mon vi, give me some credit, you're acting like I know nothing about you! at least it's always entertaining. and i can, if you want. or you can lay there and i'll enjoy the views.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  a shot gun vegas wedding. he’ll love it. be my maid to honor? you know me better than most. ok! I’ll lay there and look good for you. you know i won’t be able to not look at you too. i read the best trashy romance book while locked up. i’ll bring it for you!

[calvin keller]

CAL can i be flower girl? i'll get really into it, will make sure they're peonies and everything. i hope it's true trash. like one out of five starts on goodreads, trash. was it about conjugal visits? seems super prison appropriate.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  you better get really into it, if so. I’ll pick the perfect song for you. it would be. but..have you dabbled in any fantasy lately?

[calvin keller]

CAL hope it's velvet concords, would be really poetic. no - are you into people fucking dragons over there, vivi?

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  only if you blow some petals in people’s face! seems very beautiful. actually it’s this demon who transforms into 3 people at once and fucks this girl. isn’t that ridiculous? but i ate it UP.

[calvin keller]

CAL who's the lucky guy? girl? ahh, vi's a monsterfucker. i'll trade you the one i just finished where it's all very dubious relationships. everyone might be related in this big orgy, really weird stuff. definitely a trip.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  haven’t decided yet. maybe it’ll be someone i meet at the party. it has to be a whirlwind. they worshiped her, it made me a monsterfucker. added 2 more books by the author into my kindle library. interesting. i’m going to need to read that asap. i’m so intrigued. plus I need some IRL material. as much as i love a good demon romance. what did you rate it?

[calvin keller]

CAL alright, we'll be on the lookout for potential suitors or suitresses. very dark for your, unexpected. I like it. and all about that variety - i gave it a 1.5 for memorable, haunting lines such as: "His cock felt like a rocket, huge and hot, vibrating on the launching pad of his arousal."

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  we’ll know when we find the right one. don’t worry i’ll be back to my disgusting hockey romances next!! oh…that’s just as bad as throbbing member. yuck. could you imagine saying that? or worse hearing that?

[calvin keller]

CAL should we have a code word? i've kind of missed those, ngl. the deal series hit different. not sure what i'd do if someone told me my cock felt like a rocket. honestly? hope i never have to find out.