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[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  omg we could say smash or pass! let’s reread and speak about them. such a good comfort read. i’m obviously a dean girlie. would that instantly make your boner disappear?

[calvin keller]

CAL easy enough. have to be very selective with that smash. well look at that, i was team allie. does that mean we're soulmates? would really not like to find out!

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t  well not everyone can marry me. omg of course you were. we’re definitely soul mates, cal baby. if you ever do, you should write a tell all. when am i sleeping over again?

[calvin keller]

CAL they can only wish to. does that mean we need to learn how to ice skate? i think you have the more fun stories right now, vivi. idk, tomorrow? can have the chef make micheladas before we break out the backgammon board.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t naturally. dom suggested a game show like contestant show for the lucky guy to take my post-rehab celibacy away. trapped doors and everything. i said that sounded intense and we'd need people to sign NDAs and waivers. what if we changed that to surfing? the west coast version. is it too early to write a tell all? i do have a lot of good stories. pencil me in. think you can ask the chef to make that fresh mango salsa we devoured too? was it mango? i was also high and could be wrong.

[calvin keller]

CAL and i thought kitty had a bigger flair for the dramatic. oh wow, think you might have a goldmine on your hands. quick, pull up chat gpt and tell it to start writing. never too early when your life is full of riches. mango and peach, fuck yeah. guac too while we're at it, extra spicy.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t do you think they are each other's perfect match? opening now xoxo i think my new karaoke song is going to have to change from blank space to rehab now, don't you think? i knew i was forgetting something,  peach, yesssss. you know i like it spicy.

[calvin keller]

CAL in like a really fucked up way, potentially. if you want to be that on the nose, sure. why not fresh out the slammer, stick with the same overcapitalizing artist? you'll be sweating from the spice and the fact that i'm going to beat you six times in a row again.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t took the words out of my mouth. blank space is just such a good karaoke song. i just don't think i can stray. especially when i add in all my dramatics. like the night i almost got us kicked out for getting on the table? should we place some bets then? how many times you beat me and how the amount of times i say fuck?

[calvin keller]

CAL vi we went through the table. freya's boyfriend had to pick all the glass out of her calves for an hour. aww, i was trying to let you off easy. rehab and all. but you know me, a wager is always accepted. $100 per game?

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t omg i don't remember that part of the night! and probably for a good reason!! no more letting me off easy. i'm back and ready to go baby. plus it's not like i went to rehab for a gambling issue! 100 per game, easy.

[calvin keller]

CAL dom just left cash to replace it and we all ran out. hey, vices are vices are vices. and it's a deal. should we break out mouse trap while we're at it?

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t dom always saving the day. with his wallet. let's do it. i would say clue but it's not fun to play with two people and i want you all to myself rn.

[calvin keller]

CAL only way he knows how, apparently. feeling a little selfish over there?

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t i'm feeling very selfish.