. cowboy caviar

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t they have to have sex for the first time in the surf shop he owns, in the little back room he stays in. too soon to tell. he was going to take me to get food but now i'm only getting mcdonalds now.

[calvin keller]

CAL and knock a board off the wall for comedic relief. can't beat the french fries - they're also potatoes. eat them.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t they’ll surf at dawn and then he’ll eat her out on the beach. you’re so concerned about my weight it’s cute ❤️

[calvin keller]

CAL as the waves crest over them. end scene, we have a hit on our hands. dying of malnourishment isn’t a cool way to go out either.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t we’ll have more ideas too once we re-read the deal series. i’m working on it.

[calvin keller]

CAL what’s your favorite dessert?

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t ice cream. or macarons.

[calvin keller]

CAL are you and kitty still frenemies? you should have her bring you back some from Paris.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t depends on the day. maybe I’ll have to ask her.

[calvin keller]

CAL she could be feeling generous, you never know.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t are you in her good graces?

[calvin keller]

CAL Am I ever?

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t idk!! didn’t know if i missed anything while away?

[calvin keller]

CAL actually in the three months you were gone katherine and i began a torrid affair that transcended time and space and now we're engaged to be married. forgot to mention that.

[violet spencer]

v i o l e t uh oh. you better delete all of our messages, rn. she’ll have a fit!