. blue lakes

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i what a baby! ok. yes. yes, i’d like to be exclusive.

[pat bohannon]

P A T You know me, shy and insecure. But good. I want the same.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i’ve got some things to figure out, but good! i don’t want to share you.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I can be patient. But I also want to ask that you don't find some whirlwind romance in Mexico and chuck your passport into the ocean.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i nothing like that. though in the spirit of transparency, i’m going with my friend benicio, you might have seen him around. our main bonding topic has essentially been you, so you don’t have anything to worry about.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Gossiping about me, Siminski?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i maybe. he’s in love with a girl who’s been playing hard to get, obviously i had to be relatable.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Ah. If I knew I was playing a part I could have made it worse.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i does your family hate me?

[pat bohannon]

P A T No. Benny's kinda the holdout but he's coming around. Helps I've been his slave in the kitchen, I don't want to look at another shallot for 6 weeks.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i probably have nate peterson to thank for the thawing. i'll try my best to charm him. next question on the questionnaire: have you slept with anyone since me?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Nate? Please don't. I really underestimated a professional athlete, what an L. Are you back to your red flags green flags? No.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i no, benny! athletes don't like me and i don't like them, as a general rule. this doesn't help. maybe. really?

[pat bohannon]

P A T It felt a little deserved. Has Edie texted you yet? Well, I did get beat to hell and have a brother who wields very sharp knives. Hasn't really been on my list of priorities.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i no, but i'm glad, not sure i could have coped with that while i was away. fair points. do you regret it?