. blue lakes

[pat bohannon]

P A T Might have been if it was 100, but I don't know. Have never thought having sex was a massive sin. Having a face probably helped. And not being a fucking DJ.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i did you have a girlfriend in college? it’s your personality for sure. did i ever tell you that he kept his sunglasses on in bed?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Two - one sophomore year, one senior year, both for about the school year. Summer was my curse, I guess. And your good edits. No, jesus christ. Didn't know I could hate him even more. Did I tell you he tried to come by?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i sorority girls? summer is uncuffing season, after all. noooooooo way. he’s got some fucking audacity, i’ll give him that.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Sophomore one, yeah. Did all the date parties, yadayada. Then I was interning in New York that summer and didn't want to be in a relationship. Senior year we were going to separate coasts when we graduated, didn't make sense. Was Preston your longest relationship? Yeah. You were having one of your bad weeks and he came by - didn't see you at work so figured you'd be around. Just kicked him right back out, no clue what he wanted and didn't really care.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i it’s still so crazy to think of you as a wall st type once upon a time. yeah. i really thought i’d marry him, lollllll. would have been a fate worse than death, though obviously i didn’t think that when we split. god the ick is so intense. whenever i see him i feel like, an intense full body embarrassment.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Feels like a fever dream to me too, I was definitely one of those douchebag interns who thought they ran the city. Try to be a little more humble now. Someone showed me his reddit thread, eventually. Pretty fucked of him. His hair was electic green. Was interesting.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i no way, i can't imagine that at all. i sorta ended his relationship so in some ways i don't blame him. it must have been off-putting for you, though, which could have been his intention. ughhhh. have you ever gotten the ick for anyone you've hooked up with?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Good, been trying to leave it in the dust. We've all made our own choices. It's on us to be alright with them or learn from them, but I draw a line at telling someone to kill themself. Oh yeah. Had a girl choke on a piece of gum once when she was mid-blowjob. That was awkward.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i one of his fave things to say! when we'd argue he used to collect all my pills and leave them on the counter with a post it saying something like 'knock yourself out', i've still got the notes. i was pretty bad too though, it was a very mutual mess.  hahaha oh bless her. i bet you were gracious in the moment.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Jesus. That's not excusable, toxic relationship or not. You didn't choose to have mental health issues, but he chose to use that against you. Put it that way. Tried to be, I was freaked I was going to have to do the heimlich but she got it down. Did kill the mood. Another one I was pretty drunk and she wanted to linger the next day. It was a Sunday - she fought being asked to leave.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you're very generous but trust, i was bad. i'll tell you all about it one day. or he will, probably. ouch, i feel for her, it sucks being turfed out first thing. you should have warned her you turn into a pumpkin 8am sundays.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I'd rather not hear from him, his brother was enough. I did make her breakfast...consolation prize? I didn't think she'd stay!

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i if he thinks we're dating he'll try to save you. that's fair, breakfast is a decent gesture. now i've been to your place i can picture you there on sundays, before you used to exist outside time and place once a week.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I'll let you know if he reaches out. Did you like dating someone long term? I told you it was beige. I'm just... around people all the time. And I enjoy it, but it wears on me too. Sundays help.