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[kendra santisi]

KENNY see? take notes! uh huh. i'll believe it when i see it little midwesterner. your hearts are like...bigger. from all the high fructose corn syrup, probably.

[niko blackwood]

N I K O No I'm good. Think I'll probably die early from all of it? I was raised on Captain Crunch Oops It's All Berries cereal.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY you'll be obsessed with us too before you know it, just wait. 27 club is an illustrious crew, but joining it because of a poor diet isn't allowed. eat your greens, fuck another girl, drink a wicked whiskey sour and watch the world continue to turn.

[niko blackwood]

N I K O I'm going to leave that to the two of you. Staying far away. Fuck, not the 27 club. I keep forgetting I'm 26. What's with you and whiskey sours? You kept shoving them in my face last night.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY ok, be boring!! they're delicious and do the trick? you can't tell me you weren't slurping them down. but maybe they worked too well - what makes you flirty? dtf?

[niko blackwood]

N I K O Boring because I'm not obsessed with the two of you? Ok! I will admit I was slurping them down. DTF? I'm not typically picky. But prefer a dark haired girl. I like when she compliments my tattoos too.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY so lame. and i meant what kind of drink makes you horny, niko!! the girls i could care less about, they come flocking when you extend eye contact past 3 seconds.

[niko blackwood]

N I K O You two are in your own little world. Tequila. Always.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY the best worlddd. alright. whiskey sours to tequila sours, easy switch. anyone you want to invite out?

[niko blackwood]

N I K O Keep telling yourself that! Have any hot friends? If so. Them.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY niko, sweet sweet niko. i work with VS angels, of course i have hot friends. but if you can't take my crazy, you certainly can't take theirs. let's start easy, an influencer. or just a resident hot girl.

[niko blackwood]

N I K O When did I say I couldn't handle your crazy? I'm clearly just ignoring it. Fine. Let's try an influencer. Work on that.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY the second you were so adverse to taylor and i. two successful, unhinged people together is a recipe for disaster but also the most beautiful, cosmic thing in the world. consider it done. make sure your hair's disheveled before we go to chateau. sip slow, long eye contact, ask enough questions to whoever you like until she turns her full body your direction and then suggest you get a room. fuck her senseless. come join us for a celebratory cocktail in the garden after.

[niko blackwood]

N I K O Someone has to keep you two humble. It seems like you have this whole night planned out for me. I'm impressed.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY i do, so you need to PLAY ALONG. don't text her, no pouting. my cousin dom is coming and he's that smarmy boarding school hot all the girls go for - he's like, first level trap. then they'll take one look and recognize you and leave him in the dust. so just enjoy the spoils and the eventual ride!