/ violently happy

[kendra santisi]

KENNY my collarbone would crack. he's in taylor's band. will be quite a show.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Your decolletage has been better. What's in it for me? I don't work pro bono.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY my rack never disappears, the miracle about me. what do you want? an actual 8 ball? your choice of women? men? all seem to be on the table.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom The real miracle is what those bras do. Apparently you got your tits from Arthur. That's a start. Lucky for you I'm bored and avoiding a task.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY and you got yours from your grandmother, never been more jealous of such sagging cleavage. and what ever are you avoiding? turning over a sand timer?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Of course, my favorite grandma! Whose name I definitely know. Tbh I forgot I've been avoiding it for so long. Where are you going tonight?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY the apple of our family's eye, truly. chateau. just...be your weird, sexy, strange self. it seems to work there. and no, taylor will not be coming.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I'm not sure how I'll pregame yet so you'll get who you get. I thought you tagged and released that one. What have I missed?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY do not come tranquilized. you mean the love of my life? never, he's still loml.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That happened one time, must you lord it over me forever? Kenny you should really return him to the 1950s, he's not of this era. Kaz might try to cast him in a remake of Grease or Elvis' weird war movies.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY the half of your face that worked, yes i will. imagine me a silver screen siren? ugh, the glamour. i'm still trying to get him to dye his hair back bleach blonde. playing the long game.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom It was a pharm party a million years ago, just the luck of the draw. You clearly have with how many times you claimed Sophia Loren was our grandmother. It helps. Congrats, I give it 5 months.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY if you ever go to a fillers party i will never associate with you again, i know you'll do your lips and it'll be game over. easy, one less person on the wedding invite list. gotta keep it tight.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Damn, you know me too well. I probably would. What's the last thing you got done? But grandpa's getting bumped off so there's still room for me. You know you want me in photos.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY blepharoplasty - eyebags be gone! damn. vogue would love of you and your mom...fine, no plus one.